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Here is the difference between Rob's lessons and Rascal's lessons, lol!  I was showing my girlfriend how to play DDB. We were on the $25 machine in Laughlin and when 2 aces and 2 kings came up, I told her to hold just the aces because of the paytable potential for the kicker. She argued that she wanted to go for the full house. But I prevailed and she held just the aces, and blamo, two more came up and she won $20,000....and I am a hero!    Doesn't usually happen that way, but I am playing it like it was so natural...I am just being Joe Cool like, of course, what did you expect?
 
 

Works every time.

I am sure his blood is boiling after reading your post rascal.
Might even have a double shot of Jack as he stumbles away from his computer for more ice cussing at you and our new president elect.
Wait until he sees his partners 401k balance.
Patterns patterns patterns.

I took my name off his list but he insist on sending me his fantasy e-letter.

oej, do you think my gf should send him part of the $20K to make him feel better? Like, maybe 55 cents?
Oh yeah, oej, you are failing to realize that the election results were good for the economy in Phoenix when a certain liquor store sold out of Thunderbird the morning after the election.

Right and right.
The gf should tip him with a $100 gift certifcate for thunderbird. His training sessions are sinking like the Dow. His scooter's take is on empty.

happens every time,is that on experience or expectations.
what ever happened to wild irish rose wine,don't see it much in the east now.

What no kicker? rascal, sounds like you are losing your fastball.

Fa La La La La.... La la la la always says he gets the kicker.

That's why his nickname back in Phoenix is "Kicker-Picker" --- cause he always gets the kicker, always wins, always rides away in the middle of the night out through the desert with cash stuffed in every pocket, never drinks anything except lemonade, and never ever sticks it to those he's "teaching". That's our man Robbie.

Great story, rascal. Shutting this one down now though since it only seems to be going one place.