It's a long way to November so maybe an apolitical topic would be in order.
I love to read T-shirt messages and sometimes am rewarded with some real gems.
Usually the messages are benign,indecipherable,or immediately forgetable.
I linger on some of those because of obvious attributes of the wearer.Sexist comment? Guilty.
A few of my favorites:
"Sure you can trust the Federal Government,just ask any native American"
"Of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most."
"I am too old to fight,and too slow to run,so i'll just shoot you and be done with it."
Humorous T-shirts an attempt to lighten it up.
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I got this T-Shirt at a local casino during a promotion for Fireball Whiskey, "I SEE YOU. I'm Just IGNORING You. " I wear it often. Capitalized words are in bright red.
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I've seen dozens of pretty good ones lately.
-I thought growing old would take longer
-To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
-A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom
-Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come.
-Some days, the supply of curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
-I am who I am....your approval isn't needed.
-I'm going to stop asking: "How dumb can you get?" People seem to be taking it as a challenge!
-I thought growing old would take longer
-To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
-A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom
-Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come.
-Some days, the supply of curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
-I am who I am....your approval isn't needed.
-I'm going to stop asking: "How dumb can you get?" People seem to be taking it as a challenge!
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. Where's the problem?
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Tuesday, another gem worn by well endowed middle-aged Lady:
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
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my friend has a t-shirt that says ......Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting.