Humorous T-shirts an attempt to lighten it up.
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Re: Humorous T-shirts an attempt to lighten it up.
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight is also hyperbole.
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I have these in my arsenal, among others
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy- Ben Franklin
I work harder than an ugly stripper.
I can't wait to procrastinate.
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome! (I don't wear this too often, because being bipolar is no joke- I know)
The flux capacitor; it's what makes time travel possible.
I'm only two girls short of a threesome!
The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass.
This is no time to be sober.
And my personal favorite....
I'm cooler than anybody here.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy- Ben Franklin
I work harder than an ugly stripper.
I can't wait to procrastinate.
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome! (I don't wear this too often, because being bipolar is no joke- I know)
The flux capacitor; it's what makes time travel possible.
I'm only two girls short of a threesome!
The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass.
This is no time to be sober.
And my personal favorite....
I'm cooler than anybody here.
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One of mine.....A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. Packed it in 17 years ago and never looked back.
I wore this one once to the casino as a goof. Wow! You look great! If you turn sideways, I can’t even see you anymore! I got hit on three times in that one trip. Would have been great if I was single. One gal who was an absolute knockout got in front of me, turned sideways, and said..... Can you see me now?
I wore this one once to the casino as a goof. Wow! You look great! If you turn sideways, I can’t even see you anymore! I got hit on three times in that one trip. Would have been great if I was single. One gal who was an absolute knockout got in front of me, turned sideways, and said..... Can you see me now?