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It's a long way to November so maybe an apolitical topic would be in order.

I love to read T-shirt messages and sometimes am rewarded with some real gems.
Usually the messages are benign,indecipherable,or immediately forgetable.
I linger on some of those because of obvious attributes of the wearer.Sexist comment? Guilty.

A few of my favorites:

"Sure you can trust the Federal Government,just ask any native American"

"Of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most."

"I am too old to fight,and too slow to run,so i'll just shoot you and be done with it."

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. I am all out of bubble gum."

I got this T-Shirt at a local casino during a promotion for Fireball Whiskey, "I SEE YOU. I'm Just IGNORING You. " I wear it often. Capitalized words are in bright red.

" I Love Naps, Netflix and long walks to the fridge"

I've seen dozens of pretty good ones lately.

-I thought growing old would take longer
-To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
-A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom
-Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come.
-Some days, the supply of curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
-I am who I am....your approval isn't needed.
-I'm going to stop asking: "How dumb can you get?" People seem to be taking it as a challenge!

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor

Blink if You Want Me

Free Tibet (with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value)

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. Where's the problem?

Tuesday, another gem worn by well endowed middle-aged Lady:

What are you looking at?

my friend has a t-shirt that says ......Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting.