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The previous thread got a little long so I'm starting a new one.Previous topic here:http://www.videopoker.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=433

I've been making my own ARTT sheet using the instructions and examples that New2vp
provided.  Had a couple of questions and he was nice enough to give me
some personal training and now I'm finished with it.  He said it would
take 2-3 hours; with the time I put in on it I figure that I'm about
1/3 as smart as he is. 
Cd, You are a lot smarter than me.  You can say things more succinctly, and you know enough to stop beating a dead horse after the coffin has been nailed shut and a stake has been driven through the heart or at least where the heart is supposed to be.  Ok, I'll stop mixing metaphors.

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Cd, You are a lot smarter than me.  You can say things more succinctly, and you know enough to stop beating a dead horse after the coffin has been nailed shut and a stake has been driven through the heart or at least where the heart is supposed to be.  Ok, I'll stop mixing metaphors.
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You rang?
 

Where's the stake?  (I know I probably shouldn't have asked this!)

Where's the stake?  (I know I probably shouldn't have asked this!)


 
Be relieved, I won't touch that one.

Where's the stake?  (I know I probably shouldn't have asked this!)

 
Be more specific!  Depends on when you're looking for it.  It's constantly moving back and forth between your pocket and the inside of a machine. (rimshot)
 
Also remember that the different species have their own movement patterns, depending on whether we're talking about one of the common North American species, one of the rarer positive expectation species, or even one of truly rare African RTT species, seen once or twice in the wild but which never survive in captivity.
 

The previous thread got a little long so I'm starting a new one.Previous topic here:http://www.videopoker.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=433
It's not even on topic anymore so what's the use.

It's not even on topic anymore so what's the use.

 
You're right, Lizzy, I'll start putting my short-term strategy funnies over in that thread. 

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,'
worth 70 points or none at all.


   One student in particular was hard put to think of seven
   advantages.
          He wrote:

           1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
           2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
           3.) It is always the right temperature.
           4.) It is inexpensive.
           5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
           6.) It is always available as needed.

     And then, the student was stuck.


    Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the
   end of the test rang, he wrote...


           7.) It comes in cute containers.


          He got an A