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FOR SALE
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:57 am
by faygo
FOR A LIMITED TIME, I AM OFFERING MY HIGHLY PRIZED CONTEST FLASH PLAYER FOR THE REMARKABLE LOW PRICE OF $00.00. THIS OFFER WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN STORES. FEATURES INCLUDE RFS,SFS,4 TREES,5 TREES OR ANY OTHER DEALT WINNERS. THESE ARE GUARANTEED TO BE AVAILABLE SINCE THEY HAVE NEVER APPEARED IN THE LAST BIZZILION YEARS OF CONTESTS.BUT WAIT, IF ORDERED TODAY I WILL DOUBLE THE OFFER BY INCLUDING TANQUERAY'S FLASH PLAYER FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE. JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING.CALL 1-800-VIP-PLAY
Re: FOR SALE
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:18 am
by Eduardo
I have no idea what you are talking about, but I will take 3 of them since it sounds interesting.
Re: FOR SALE
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:55 pm
by faygo
I have no idea what you are talking about, but I will take 3 of them since it sounds interesting.
Missed the fine print? One per customer. Just finished the 8 games for today. The good hands are still available. Act now!
Re: FOR SALE
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:33 pm
by Tedlark
I called that number and a woman answered asking me if I wanted the WHOLE VIP experience? What gives here? She said I would get loved a long time? I want my contest flash player, I want it now. When it is not in use I will proudly display it next to my everlasting gobstopper and my shamwow collection.
Re: FOR SALE
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:11 am
by faygo
I have no idea what you are talking about, but I will take 3 of them since it sounds interesting.
Your order has shipped and should arrive in the very distant future.
Re: FOR SALE
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:20 am
by faygo
I called that number and a woman answered asking me if I wanted the WHOLE VIP experience? What gives here? She said I would get loved a long time? I want my contest flash player, I want it now. When it is not in use I will proudly display it next to my everlasting gobstopper and my shamwow collection.
Sorry but current stock is exhausted and we must back order your item. If the newly downloaded flash players prove to be as ineffective as the previous ones we will ship your order immediately.Somehow the wrong number was posted and it went straight to our new shipping supervisor. This person was previously from Vegas and has not quite transitioned to her new job. We will be holding remedial training for all parties affected.
Re: FOR SALE
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:56 pm
by backsider
You need help.