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How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:11 am
by mendon


thought this was cute!       I was having trouble with my cumputer.  So I called Bobby, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over, Bobby clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.  As he was walking away, I called after him,  "So what was wrong?  He replied, "It was a ID ten T error."                                         I didn't want to appear stupid, but none the less inquired, "An ID ten T error?  What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'  Boby grinned..........'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?  'No I replied.  "Write it down, he said,' I think you'll figure it out.'  So I wrote down;  I D 1 0 T                                         I used to like Bobby................

Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:54 am
by edog743
I almost spit out my cofee. That is funny

Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:56 am
by marie meijer
Good one! Mendon. I like your Will Rogers quote, edog!


Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:13 am
by mendon


Here"s another one!     When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local Motor vehicle Bureau was packed.  The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.  He inpected his photo for a moment and commented to the cleark, " I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."  The clerk looked at his picture closely, and reassured him, "It's okay.. That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."

Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:29 am
by edog743
LOL  Thanks marie

Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:58 am
by mendon


   ok last one for the day......................    A lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll.   She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price.The clerk replies "we have Tennis Barbie and she's $28" Lady asks "well, anything else?"  "We have an equestrain Barbie, and she's $28"  Lady asks "anything else ?"  " Well we have divorced Barbie and she's $250"  The lady replies "I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive.  The others were only $28.  What is so special about divorced Barbie?"  The clerk replied " Simple, she comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff."

Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:48 pm
by edog743
There are few guys on this site that cringed  when they read this. Bringing back a bunch of bad memories.

Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:00 pm
by mendon

  Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone, thought it was kinda funny,  but I do realize in real life it isn't at all funny, my son has been going through it for 9 years, with 2 boys and a crazy ex.  Again sorry

Re: How True

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:19 pm
by edog743
I found it very funny Mendon been married almost 29 years.

Re: How True

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:42 am
by mendon


We just had 43 years last week