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Well, I am not really "handicapped", nor hearing impaired....

I only use the wheelchair and hearing aids for sympathy, and as part of my cover as a government agent.

Give TED lark credit for seeing through my ruse, and thus sparing this forum any more trouble from my shenanigans...You all owe him a huge debt for that, as do I for helping me see the light.

From now on I'll be honest with all of you!!!

Your non handicapped pal, burglar!

I must have missed something.

Duped by alternative facts. 

I believe the correct spelling of the word is: apologize.

   I believe the correct spelling of the word is: apologize.

Good point TED, but I must respectfully point out that the version I used in my title is acceptable in places like England and elsewhere. One of those quirky words that only English seems to spawn...

Have a great day!

When you move to England please feel free to spell it that way.

When you move to England please feel free to spell it that way. Ok, will do!  Thanks!   In the mean time, while I remain in North America, if I want to spell it with a "s" instead of a "z", what's the correct procedure here?   Do I get your permission first via contacting you on this forum, or would you perhaps prefer to give me your e-mail?  Maybe even your address and phone number?  That way I can provide extra specific details on why exactly I want, or need to spell Apologize as "Apologise".....Also, what's the cost, or downside, if I don't have your permission to spell it with an 's'?  Is there a dollar figure in mind, or will I have to pay in terms of physical trauma?   Let me know and have a super day!

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Oh OK.... I apologise again, I guess I wasn't clear.

On a more proactive note, I am looking forward to the next blizzard so I can try out my new snow removal service.... I intend to utilize a borrowed snow blower to clear snow from People's property, and then donate the money to charity (minus fuel costs)....

I am creating advertisements that emphasize my recent non-handicappedness in being able to perform this vital service.... I am calling my company

MIRACLE BLOW

cha ching

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