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Best of the leader board quotes

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:02 am
by Onenickelmiracl
Making a thread for the best quotes seen on the contests
Update as you see them.

First nomination, the current monthly leaders quote from yesterday, "Don't whistle and urinate at the same time". Just hilarious, even more with the Ron Jeremy pic.

Re: Best of the leader board quotes

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:25 pm
by Galeygoo

"To each his own", I guess.  I really didn't think that comment was funny; then when I searched Ron Jeremie, I was even more perplexed...Yeeeek



Re: Best of the leader board quotes

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:09 pm
by Carcounter
Can't take credit for it, and it's not a quote, but once heard someone say that Michael Moore had more chins than the Beijing phone book.

Re: Best of the leader board quotes

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:06 pm
by Onenickelmiracl
The joke I first heard was someone having more chins than Chinatown. They just recycled it to take a dig at Moore.

Re: Best of the leader board quotes

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:58 am
by Onenickelmiracl
If I were to post one, it's be "slip sliding away".

Re: Best of the leader board quotes

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:10 pm
by FAA
More Chins than the Chinatown phone book.
Ancient version.