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Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 10:44 am
by MrRobert
I was playing at the Tropicana in Atlantic City and having awful luck. I was playing a 10 coin 50 cent machine and an elderly lady was playing a 5 coin 50 cent machine and the machine went off. Joker Poker and she hit 5 of a kind and told me that was her second one today. I told her I wasn't hitting anything on my Jacks or Better machine and asked if I could rub her shoulder and I did. Within 5 minutes I was dealt a royal flush for 5,000. She had left right after she was paid her Jackpot but I will never forget her.

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 11:33 am
by olds442jetaway
Great! One just never knows. I can’t compete with that one. The closest I can come was about 20 years ago. An elderly lady walked away from her machine to go home I guess. It was several machines from mine. I had lost 60 bucks and was taking a lunch break. I noticed she had been dealt junk on JOB with a quarter bet and just walked away. I completed the hand and a one quarter Royal appeared on the redraw. I looked for her but couldn’t find her so I just kept the 62.50. My next two trips I looked around in case the same lady who was there but she wasn’t. I would have gladly given her the money.

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:40 am
by FAA
You're a good egg. $62 buys four dozen nowadays.

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:10 pm
by OTABILL
FAA wrote:
Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:40 am
You're a good egg. $62 buys four dozen nowadays.
Let's not exaggerate. Eggs have gone up, but not that much. I was in Sam's club a few days ago and eggs were $5.98 for 2 dozen. Of course, you could only buy 1 package.

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:37 pm
by olds442jetaway
We paid 4.89 for Egg-land’s Best today. Crazy the local grocery store brand was a dollar more. My brother paid 7 bucks for Organics. Yikes. I read eggs are being smuggled in from Mexico. Three dollars and change for a tray of 30.

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 5:04 pm
by FAA
Nature abhors a vacuum. Egg smuggling entrepreneurs providing supply to meet demand while profiting. Of course inspection protocols are "no mas."

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 5:58 pm
by Tedlark
What an eggciting turn this thread has taken.

Pass the Louisiana Hot Sauce...

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:12 pm
by FAA
Who the hell attempts to obtain a stranger’s shoulder rub in the first place? This story is a bit much.

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:17 pm
by Eduardo
FAA wrote:
Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:12 pm
Who the hell attempts to obtain a stranger’s shoulder rub in the first place? This story is a bit much.
:lol:

I was going say this sounds like something Bill Cosby might do, but then I thought better.

Now I want some Jell-o.

Re: Rubbing Shoulder Magic

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 3:03 pm
by Tedlark
FAA wrote:
Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:12 pm
Who the hell attempts to obtain a stranger’s shoulder rub in the first place? This story is a bit much.
I guess the yolk's on you.