Nobody will believe this, but here goes
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:09 pm
Trip up to Mohegan Sun Friday night after enjoying the beautiful weather we have been having lately. Low budget night. Playing just Double Down Stud bet 1 or bet 2 quarters since I have just about given up on hitting Royals on any form of Draw Poker. The night was going OK. Every so often I would hit a dealt wild royal or 5 of a kind which on the Deuces Wild DDStud game pays well.
After awhile a nice lady about my age sits down next to me to play Ultimate x quarter game with 3 lines on DDB. She says she is already out 2k for the evening and hopes I bring her luck. We are in a cluster on only 2 machines. Mine and hers. I had just hit a wild royal with bet 1 and the credits were still adding up when she grabs my arm in disbelief. She has hit Royals on 2 lines holding 3 in less than 5 minutes of play for 2k. She has her money back. We exchange first names and I congratulate her. She gets the hand pay and leaves.
I play a few more minutes back and forth on my game and cash out a couple of bucks ahead. I go try another of the same DDStud machines in the same general area. This is a long bank of machines in this row. I hit 5 of a kind right away and the credits are adding up. I have only bet 1 quarter. Two machines over, a Hispanic guy has just started to play with relatives watching. He speaks no English. On his second or third hand he tosses a pair of Kings on job which I would never do and holds 3 to a Royal. He pulls the Royal in diamonds. Here is the kicker. He thought he had been playing quarters, but the machine was set on dollars so he hit for 4k. The relatives go wild until the suits arrive. He has a license and credit card from Ny, but no SS number. They are trying to explain to him about taxes, the rules etc. He starts making cell phone calls in Spanish. More suits arrive. I leave as they are still trying to decide what to do. I know they won't pay him without a valid taxpayer ID number. I move on to another Double Down machine in a different part of the casino.
I am still betting 1 quarter and am about even. A very elderly lady shows up with a walker and wants to play the machine next to me which is littered with napkins, glasses, butts, etc. It is Friday night so there at the moment is a shortage of clean up people. I take care of it for her and then wipe it down with some wash ups. She is happy and starts to play DDB. In 3 minutes she hits a quad. She is very happy. Cashes out that ticket and puts another twenty in. I am not paying much attention, since I am being dealt deuces pretty well on the DDS game. I up my bet from bet 1 to bet 2 and hit back to back quads then a straight flush. Ahead about ten bucks, I was thinking about cashing out when I hear OMG from the elderly lady. She has held 3 diamonds and pulled the other two for the Royal good for 1k. She is so nervous, she forgets how to dial her son on the cell phone. The machine is playing its loud jackpot tune. I help her get her cell phone out of some crazy menu and hit her son's speed dial number for her. She starts crying and talking to her son. I cash out, give her a congrats tap on the shoulder, and leave. I am happy for at least 2 of the 3 people who hit, but I need a beer. I opt for O'Douls since I am driving this time. No room. I take a long walk in the mall and check out a couple of neat muscle cars that will be auctioned off next week as part of the Barrett Jackson event. I am up about ten bucks so all is well I guess. I woke up on the right side of the grass today, had beautiful weather, and made gas money. What more can I ask for......
After awhile a nice lady about my age sits down next to me to play Ultimate x quarter game with 3 lines on DDB. She says she is already out 2k for the evening and hopes I bring her luck. We are in a cluster on only 2 machines. Mine and hers. I had just hit a wild royal with bet 1 and the credits were still adding up when she grabs my arm in disbelief. She has hit Royals on 2 lines holding 3 in less than 5 minutes of play for 2k. She has her money back. We exchange first names and I congratulate her. She gets the hand pay and leaves.
I play a few more minutes back and forth on my game and cash out a couple of bucks ahead. I go try another of the same DDStud machines in the same general area. This is a long bank of machines in this row. I hit 5 of a kind right away and the credits are adding up. I have only bet 1 quarter. Two machines over, a Hispanic guy has just started to play with relatives watching. He speaks no English. On his second or third hand he tosses a pair of Kings on job which I would never do and holds 3 to a Royal. He pulls the Royal in diamonds. Here is the kicker. He thought he had been playing quarters, but the machine was set on dollars so he hit for 4k. The relatives go wild until the suits arrive. He has a license and credit card from Ny, but no SS number. They are trying to explain to him about taxes, the rules etc. He starts making cell phone calls in Spanish. More suits arrive. I leave as they are still trying to decide what to do. I know they won't pay him without a valid taxpayer ID number. I move on to another Double Down machine in a different part of the casino.
I am still betting 1 quarter and am about even. A very elderly lady shows up with a walker and wants to play the machine next to me which is littered with napkins, glasses, butts, etc. It is Friday night so there at the moment is a shortage of clean up people. I take care of it for her and then wipe it down with some wash ups. She is happy and starts to play DDB. In 3 minutes she hits a quad. She is very happy. Cashes out that ticket and puts another twenty in. I am not paying much attention, since I am being dealt deuces pretty well on the DDS game. I up my bet from bet 1 to bet 2 and hit back to back quads then a straight flush. Ahead about ten bucks, I was thinking about cashing out when I hear OMG from the elderly lady. She has held 3 diamonds and pulled the other two for the Royal good for 1k. She is so nervous, she forgets how to dial her son on the cell phone. The machine is playing its loud jackpot tune. I help her get her cell phone out of some crazy menu and hit her son's speed dial number for her. She starts crying and talking to her son. I cash out, give her a congrats tap on the shoulder, and leave. I am happy for at least 2 of the 3 people who hit, but I need a beer. I opt for O'Douls since I am driving this time. No room. I take a long walk in the mall and check out a couple of neat muscle cars that will be auctioned off next week as part of the Barrett Jackson event. I am up about ten bucks so all is well I guess. I woke up on the right side of the grass today, had beautiful weather, and made gas money. What more can I ask for......