what will happen after...

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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olds442jetaway
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Re: what will happen after...

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We are a throwaway society today. Some of the cars being junked today look like brand new. They are just too expensive to fix after a few years

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FloridaPhil wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:17 am
Tedlark wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:02 am
I am always trying to figure out a way how to work on video poker machines.

Happy Early April Fool's Day.......
Me too. I think that's been done before. Happy April Fool's. ;)
Not telling you anything you don't know, but WE do not work on VP machines, THEY work on us.

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😬 yep.....especially if we think we can beat them which I still do from time to time. I guess I still have that “ brain damage “ disease. When I think back to all of the sessions I was ahead and how I ended up at the end, I have nothing else to blame it on. I won’t name who said the quote, but the skit helped make him famous. I bet many of us out there know the answer to that one.

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tech58 wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:30 am
FloridaPhil wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:17 am
Tedlark wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:02 am
I am always trying to figure out a way how to work on video poker machines.

Happy Early April Fool's Day.......
Me too. I think that's been done before. Happy April Fool's. ;)
Not telling you anything you don't know, but WE do not work on VP machines, THEY work on us.
Especially if they are female.....

Come on, you ladies KNOW what you do to us men.

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Ted, i confuse easily so i am struggling with that one.
Female VP machines or did i miss something here?

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It’s just cabin fever for all of us

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tech58 wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:48 pm
Ted, i confuse easily so i am struggling with that one.
Female VP machines or did i miss something here?
Tech, you said that VP machines work on us and I said: "Especially if they are female." Females play us men like fiddles, we are putty in their hands.
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:lol: Just call me Gumby! Ted...I guess you renember this story. I really could have used your help when the club at Mohegan Sun got out on Little Black Dress Night and 7 or 8 of the girls sat down with me and asked me to teach them how to play Video Poker. I never made so many errors on a machine in my life.

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