A Trip to Bizarro World!

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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Tedlark
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Re: A Trip to Bizarro World!

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FAA wrote:
Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:12 pm
Their new VP section is actually quite uninviting and those old clunky machines play too fast with no way to slow them down.
Huh? The machines only play as fast as the player does. How about counting one thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three, in between deals? You want slower playing machines? Slow YOUR play doewn.

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The machines only play as fast as the player does.
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You would think. They're antiquated and not in the least user friendly for those of us used to the newer hardware. They spit out a deal in a dizzying nanosecond. It's not something that can be easily articulated. You would have to do your own test drive. The whole section is unpopular.

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FAA wrote:
Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:35 pm
The machines only play as fast as the player does.
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You would think. They're antiquated and not in the least user friendly for those of us used to the newer hardware. They spit out a deal in a dizzying nanosecond. It's not something that can be easily articulated. You would have to do your own test drive. The whole section is unpopular.
No test drive required for me. The player still controls the speed of the game. Especially in your case when you are playing single line games.

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Looks like there are other Bizarro worlds out there!

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Post by FAA »

Jurassic World, actually. These ancient machines should be put out to pasture instead of milking hapless patrons. Give me the spiffy, slow and steady Game Kings.

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I have to say the Game Kings are my favorite. In Bizarro world they are falling into disrepair. Touch screen is not responding where they should, buttons working intermittently and so forth, but they are still my work horse.

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Up at Bizarro world. Solo. Playing the Clone. So far so good. Up 108 bucks. Only had the one line. Hit at 4:00 AM a common time to hit between now and 7AM. Will post as I go so you all can see the flow. Started with 200 bucks quarter bets. This game pays 940 for bet one for the Royal 98.44 return long term.
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Up 124 bucks. 4:20 AM
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5:25 AM.
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Time for a break

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