A Trip to Bizarro World!

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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Tedlark
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Re: A Trip to Bizarro World!

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dinghy wrote:
Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:18 pm
FAA wrote:
Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:15 pm
The SF pays too little topic is the deadest of dead horses. Let it RIP.
I guess you won't be pre-ordering my upcoming coffee-table book containing high-resolution photos of straight flush near-misses.
Will it be available on Amazon?

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Tedlark wrote:
Tue Aug 09, 2022 2:53 pm
Will it be available on Amazon?
Honestly it probably belongs IN the Amazon. :geek:

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FAA wrote:
Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:15 pm
The SF pays too little topic is the deadest of dead horses. Let it RIP. As Olds notes, the hold percentage is sacrosanct for the house, which always wins.
Except for...the quads on schedule topic dead horse that has more lives than the entire population of AC boardwalk cats and their descendants...

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Had an overnight at Bizarro/Mohegan last night. Last night was a losing session. I played an hour today on the worst paytable nickel machine in the place, but I like it because using Martingale Clone, I have the ability to up my bet a nickel at a time up to bet 40. Also I don’t have to change denomination and it is about the oldest machine there. I find they pay much better than the new ones. I don’t know why. I dropped about 400 last night on quarters and dollars and caught this today with the Clone. I ended up down about 75 bucks so not bad. I played Deuces for at least 8 hours last night and got nothing. On this machine, I use a very simple progression. It is a bit aggressive, but I also back down. I start with bet 5. Any time I lose 4 straight hands not counting pushes, I go up 10 cents. If I get something even a straight or cheap flush, I back down 5 cents. It is lots of fun playing this way especially when you catch the deuces. I only started playing this machine with my 20 buck free play. Of course you hope for the good hands with a large bet in and not 5 nickels.
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What a dreadful night. Eight hours without any oasis whatsoever. You managed to erase 80% of the losses with yet more play the next day. It was quite a belated bailout.

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The place has been ice cold for everyone I have talked to lately. If I didn’t know better I would say……..

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I love to get two hours in per trip. But I will settle for one good one. I’m debating whether to take a beach day tomorrow and leave myself one hour to shoehorn play. No room for subsequent regret and remorse.

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FAA wrote:
Sat Aug 13, 2022 4:45 am
I love to get two hours in per trip. But I will settle for one good one. I’m debating whether to take a beach day tomorrow and leave myself one hour to shoehorn play. No room for subsequent regret and remorse.
How many times has it been said that if you have regret and remorse after gambling then you shouldn't be gambling?

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Outdoor stuff for me today. 3 lawns to mow!!! Only one mine. Neighbors older than me. At least I am still able to help them out. Vitamin D day. Heat wave finally broke Saving the casino for overnights.

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Aug 12, 2022 11:17 pm
The place has been ice cold for everyone I have talked to lately. If I didn’t know better I would say……..
…….. Pensacola is in the Eastern time zone?

…….. The Minute Waltz is 60 seconds in length?

…….. Poinsettias are highly toxic to cats?

It isn't, it isn't, and they're not.

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