Bizarro World 2023

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Re: Bizarro World 2023

Post by advantage playe »

Come on down, as Jim dooly would say in those old Florida commercials. In this case come on up. If u bring your hand pay of 4 grand u have full pay pickem at 5 dollars a tug,be warned though, I lost back 2 grand in one day here in bizzare land !

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Ditto. I remember those commercials well. They were on all the time.

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Post by FAA »

Well, 15% of a RF. I do have a bank account to replenish.

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I drove up to Bizarro World last night planning a solo trip overnight. No comp room. I got there just before midnight and played a 10 hour Marathon. No Royal. That puts me at about 176,000 Royalless hands. All single line play last night. I ran into AP and we chatted for a bit.
I played mostly Deuces Wild and couldn’t even catch the quad deuces. I ended up dead even because when my bets got high, the clone would bail me out by hitting a Wild Royal or 5 of a kind.
Bizarro World lived up to its name again because in the ten hours of deuces it hit 4 Aces without Deuces 4 times and 3 had kickers. No quad deuces though, not even once. I didn’t see any Jackpots being paid out 😬. The Mrs understandably didn’t want to go without a room. Not quite the same, but I got her a nice filet mignon dinner to go. Poured rain all the way home this afternoon, but it was warm. I think we are both going up sometime this week.

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Post by OTABILL »

olds442jetaway wrote:
Sat May 20, 2023 5:52 pm
I drove up to Bizarro World last night planning a solo trip overnight. No comp room. I got there just before midnight and played a 10 hour Marathon. No Royal. That puts me at about 176,000 Royalless hands. All single line play last night. I ran into AP and we chatted for a bit.
I played mostly Deuces Wild and couldn’t even catch the quad deuces. I ended up dead even because when my bets got high, the clone would bail me out by hitting a Wild Royal or 5 of a kind.
Bizarro World lived up to its name again because in the ten hours of deuces it hit 4 Aces without Deuces 4 times and 3 had kickers. No quad deuces though, not even once. I didn’t see any Jackpots being paid out 😬. The Mrs understandably didn’t want to go without a room. Not quite the same, but I got her a nice filet mignon dinner to go. Poured rain all the way home this afternoon, but it was warm. I think we are both going up sometime this week.
The royal is coming. Keep the faith.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

As always thanks. Whatever will be will be on VP. I just hope we can all stay safe and well this year and beyond. I remember when I was young and when visiting my Great Grandfather ( born in 1882 ) people would stop by the house and chat for a minute and ask him if he needed anything. At the time I thought it odd that they were mostly young adults. I said Grandpa where are all of your fishing and hunting buddies you tell me stories about? He would say well, at the moment I am it and they have all moved on. I just nodded. I just realized I am the last surviving member of my target shooting club and all of my fishing buddies have moved on too. Some way too young. Then I realize even more how every day is a gift and I still have some good friends right here on the forum.

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Post by FAA »

No hand pays in ten hours on a Friday night in May is rather troubling. You were fortunate to break even in that environment. I usually only have about a two hour play window on my trips. So a philosophical que sera, sera attitude is not in my system. At -$100 after a couple hours, I guess a couple of $10 bets on a new machine is not the end of the world. Fortune favors the bold. Be a disruptor.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

No Bizarro tonight. Have to stay home sometime. Unfortunately, the lawn doesn’t cut itself and the Mrs deserves a break from the kitchen. Love this not so free Rachlette grill from Bizarro a few years ago. No more gas grills for me that rot away or break down in no time. No more 20 buck propane refills either. The chicken here is a bit more than 1/2 done. Was awesome. Probably back to Bizarro tomorrow evening. I keep a dome stainless cover on while cooking the chicken. Just makes it even better.
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Post by FAA »

Monday is probably a pretty depressing night to be in a casino environment anyway. I’m overdue for a premium quad. A hand pay is the perfect way to springboard into summer.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

I went up last night and made another 300 donation. Ugh!!! Played 2am till 7am. No room. Split between JOB and Deuces. Of course the deuces came in on JOB. Ugh!!! What a year. 180,000 Royalless hands and counting

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