Hitting up the GVR (green valley ranch)

[scorpio2]

i guess that's why in ac casinos,the room windows don't open!

[scorpio2]

a man goes into a psychiatrists office wrapped in saran wrap.the psychiatrist says,i can clearly see your nuts!

[Eduardo]

That is gross.

[MikeA]

Two peanuts walk into a bar.  One was a salted.

[MikeA]

Two peanuts walk into a bar.  One was a salted.
And then:A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

[MikeA]

Sad Story:A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.  One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.  Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.  Her husband responds, "They're twins!  If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."Okay, that's OVER my quota for the day!

[Webman]

I'm going to have to move this all into the joke thread if this keeps up. And it's all my fault.  

[faygo]

Webman, 8 to go and you get to join the club.

[ginxxxx]

Eduardo, I think maybe we could use some more of your rhyming. Are the little Whos in Whoville missing their big Whosit?

[shadowman]

Webman, 8 to go and you get to join the club.
 
I think he's trying to beat eduardo to the 1K mark.