Offer to Fa La La La La.... La la la la: Results (5th card flip)

[oej719]

So you think seaweed, greengrass, might be smoking the maui wowie?

[New2vp]

So you think seaweed, greengrass, might be smoking the maui wowie? I n c o n c l u s i v e.

[oej719]

But probable and possible and likely.
Well pretty darn sure.
Positive.

As rs likes to say "when all else fails--Lie."

[Tedlark]

Sorry gang, I've been living a lie all these years: I am RS.

[cddenver]

Sorry gang, I've been living a lie all these years: I am RS.



 
Ted!  How could you?!  You're OUT of the movie, and we're changing the lock on the treehouse!  
 
There are two people I've long suspected as being aliases....Webman, and...and...OEJ!  Yes, oej!  Both are great pieces of misdirection, and both are privy to the innermost secrets of the site!  That's how RS is always able to stay on top of the happenings here.

[oej719]

I am not an alias, I am an alien from a random galaxy.

[cddenver]

Before anyone asks, I am not an alias or an alien.  I have been abducted by aliens, though, which is how I met oej.  $49.95 for the full story on that, plus my explosive information on the government's coverup of his origin in that other dimension.  Since I don't need the money I'd prefer to just give the information away, but my publisher insists that I sell it.
 
I'm checking to see if I'm a statistical anomaly but the results to date have been
 
                                          I n c o n c l u s i v e

[oej719]

I can time travel cd. Can you do that? Oh by the way rs is a total fraud and scam man. He is very jealous of all here, that is why his new alias is GREEN SEAWEED.

[cddenver]

I can time travel cd. Can you do that?
 
No.  I wasn't given that power during my abduction.   Have you time-travelled to anywhere special?  I guess that should be "anywhen". 
 
They said they would grant a request for me, though.  Wow!  What should I ask for?  I thought long and hard on that one.   World peace?  A cure for cancer? A 100-MPG carburetor?  A million dollars?  I finally settled on asking for the answer to the one question everyone in the world would agree is the most important - is RS for real?  They laughed, took me over to one of their PCs and logged on to one of the galactic VP forums.  I couldn't read the writing, of course, but I did see the same three constantly repeating symbols:
 
RSRSRSRS
 
Those alien guys are smart and all that, but they made a mistake - they left me alone in the room for a few minutes, so I did some quick googling (the saps!).  But I've already given away enough freebies.  $49.95 for the full story - no smart businessman gives info away for free that can be sold, even when he doesn't need the money.
 
P.S.  I saw some of Eduardo's pics reposted on the space forums so his fame is growing.
 

[shadowman]

CD, sounds like you're playing both sides of this phenomena. Weren't you selling those famous tin foil caps that protected us from abduction. Now it appears you've moved on. It's almost like the hot/cold cycle -> flip-over transformation. Have you been taking lessons?