Last Resort

[FAA]

My usual top floor room at the end of the hall. I asked housekeeping for towels and water. To my astonishment, I got 24 bottles, still encased in plastic. They must really want to prevent future calls. Despite the generosity, I was left with the distinct impression that I was being flipped the bird. Any thoughts?
Higher plane, please. I crashed and burned in July.

[Tedlark]

Yes, Karen, you were being sent a message. Word has most likely spread among the staff like wildfire that you are the most generous tipper they have ever had the pleasure of cleaning up after. Err, I mean serving.

[Tedlark]

I gotta ask. The picture with the Jenni-O turkey peeking out from the fridge - did you take that down to the restaurant and ask if they could cook it for you?

[doris13]

i was wondering if he went grocery shopping before he got there

[olds442jetaway]

Hope one of the bananas gets eaten soon. Otherwise, it will only be good for making banana bread. Good luck lugging the water to the car.

[Tedlark]

Good luck lugging the water to the car.

Maybe the services of an unwitting bellhop were called on?

[FAA]

Left many bottles behind. Turkey is ready to eat. I had a food surplus, so I called an audible and opted for an eat in trip before it spoiled. It was a hassle I’m not keen to repeat.

[olds442jetaway]

I being generations apart from FAA had to look up Called an Audible. Change in plans I guess as in football, changing a play.

[tech58]

Many comments on fridge content.
Not one about ".... never put bananas in the refrigerator...."

[FAA]

Correct. Another detail that I missed.