great day!

[oej719]

Marie is ignoring me again and I just can't figure out why. I am willing to share a few special plays with her if she would just ask.

[rfonlymama]

oej, she is ignoring you because you are't supposed to get too close to the animals!   Haven't you ever noticed the signs at the zoo?

[oej719]

But they are so cute from a distance. I think she just dislikes jailbirds.

[EDC1977]

oej, she is ignoring you because you are't supposed to get too close to the animals!   Haven't you ever noticed the signs at the zoo? I'm not sure if she's ignoring or avoiding.Perhaps she'll emerge from the depths of Lake Michigan and clear some of this up but , then again, maybe not as she is a most mysterious woman with a certain something about her. I'm glad to see you didn't get whacked by those storms that rolled through Iowa. Perhaps if you taunted Marie with a couple more RF's, she'll come out and say something, derogatory or otherwise!

[oej719]

Maybe if I say I will introduce to the guru Fa La La La La.... La la la la, that may get her to like me. I will have to make sure he is somber first.
If that doesn't work do you think Eduardo could teach her to play VP in spanish. Just to get me on her good side. Are spanish paytables any good?

[cddenver]

oej, she is ignoring you because you are't supposed to get too close to the animals!   Haven't you ever noticed the signs at the zoo?
 
Oh, here we're like the animals at a petting zoo - soft, cute, and cuddly.   Especially oej.  You're supposed to get in there and mingle. 

[EDC1977]

I believe he's tried that already but only so much you can do from one side of the fence. Perhaps CD, if you airmailed him a mile high Caramel frapp, that will give him the swagger he needs!

[oej719]

I am too shy to mingle. Bars and orange jumpsuits make one an introvert. My shrink and I are working on bringing me out of my shell. He says I am progressing nicely. Things are looking up for a change.
I should be ready to be put back out into society soon.
This forum has helped alot.

[MikeA]

Are spanish paytables any good?
 
Uno, Dos
Uno, Dos, Trey
 
Hattie told mattie
About a thing she saw
Had two big horns
And a wooly jaw

Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully

Can't remember the rest of the words.  They probably got the lyrics from a VP table in Mexico!

[oej719]

That is funny Mike. I was eating some greens when I read it and snorted some of the juice up my nose cause I laughed so hard.
Got to love them mexicans.