the hairy tarantula!!!!!

[ginxxxx]

I'm thinking they have served it at our local sushi place!

[EDC1977]

Its ground up, colored and flavored. Most Americans call it Wasabi(of course I'm kidding)

[marie meijer]

FUNNY stuff you all write with your creative writing juices flowing, wherever do you get all these ideas? I just have a funny family and tell it like it is, to their dismay and protests.

[oej719]

FUNNY stuff you all write with your creative writing juices flowing, wherever do you get all these ideas? I just have a funny family and tell it like it is, to their dismay and protests.


I think that was a compliment right. Life behind bars leaves a man time to get his mind thinking in a reflective manner, the solitude, the withdrawals, the remorse and no good vp paytables. That helps my creative juices, I don't know about Ed, he just may be a natural.

[EDC1977]

 I'm not sure about the Fa La La La La.... La la la la/ Oprah slayer but I'm just acceptably abnormal. I once had a girlfriend who said" you're so sick, you're funny!" I never questioned it and accepted the fact that I was demented(maybe why I like Dr. Demento!) Does the view from behind bars give one a better sense of black and white or just give one the impression of looking at everything through vertical blinds?

[oej719]

You learn to like collards , turnips and cornbread.
I am planning an escape soon. then I will go undercover with a new idenity and hunt mushrooms.

[EDC1977]

You learn to like collards , turnips and cornbread.
.  You mean like fried green tomatoes with spam hash or just grits and gravy?

[oej719]

Grits gravy eggs and biscuits and jelly.

[EDC1977]

. then I will go undercover with a new idenity and hunt mushrooms.  Would you hunt the Morelles or the more expensive, more stinky Truffles? If you do go for truffles, don't forget the pig!

[oej719]

I think the lsd ones, like MikeA used. Won't need a pig for that will I? Probably pack some heat for my on protection, in case I trespass or something.