'Gaming Today' dumps Fa La La La La.... La la la la

[oej719]

What can I add to this? The pattern is already detected.

[cddenver]

What can I add to this? The pattern is already detected.
 
See, that's what I'm talking about!  Something new from Rob, and oej's right on it.  For Rob's other stuff we've got a bizillion posts, for "patterns" we're only up to about a quarter bizillion.    Barely scratched the surface.

[EDC1977]

Isn't this the exact sort of thing that keeps Argentino on his toes? How can he possibly look forward, he's always looking behind himself.

[oej719]

Isn't this the exact sort of thing that keeps Argentino on his toes? How can he possibly look forward, he's always looking behind himself.

You mean when he is not staggering and waking up from a hang over.

[EDC1977]

I think he came up with a pattern prediction scheme with his friend Jose Cuervo.

[rascal]

Anytime I go for a while without any quads and my bankroll starts to get lonely, I always definitely see a pattern developing. It's call "losing."
Or say you get four to the Royal 22 times in a row without connecting. Now is that a pattern or what?
 
You people on this forum are being very ungenerous to Mr. Fa La La La La.... La la la la, who so intelligently discovered that patterns actually exist.
 
The moment of discovery actually occurred after Fa La La La La.... La la la la sat addictively in front of a video poker machine for 11 hours and played non-stop. Finally, when he reached into his wallet for yet another $100 bill, the wallet was empty. Fa La La La La.... La la la la screamed, "Eureka! A pattern! Viola! Of course!" And a new concept in gaming science was born.

[oej719]

I am going to vote for Rascal as a write in canidate in the election come Nov. This man has insight.

I knew there was something big about this new fangled science of pattern detection, but my first thoughts were it may have come from visitors from another planet.
I know now it was thru hard work and long hours of drinking and suffering and sacrficeing by Mr. Fa La La La La.... La la la la that the physics of pattern detection and Machine Whispering are right up there with the light bulb and telephone and sliced bread.
God Bless America.

[cddenver]

 
You people on this forum are being very ungenerous to Mr. Fa La La La La.... La la la la, who so intelligently discovered that patterns actually exist.
 
The moment of discovery actually occurred after Fa La La La La.... La la la la sat addictively in front of a video poker machine for 11 hours and played non-stop. Finally, when he reached into his wallet for yet another $100 bill, the wallet was empty. Fa La La La La.... La la la la screamed, "Eureka! A pattern! Viola! Of course!" And a new concept in gaming science was born.
 
First, rascal, thanks for adding to this thread so that it shows up as the Last Post.  I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing the name of this thread show up on the main forum page. 
 
How does Rob see the patterns of the "hot" without experiencing those of the "cold"?  Is he now researching patterns on penny slots?  Did he forget to include the decimal place in those numbers he gave as winnings in his last e-letter?  Does it go after the first digit, or the second?  Doesn't matter anyway - that key on his keyboard is broken, like that "0" key that gets stuck and keeps repeating.  Have to get that fixed someday.
 
When Rob writes about those "hot" times (if true) think about those nasty cold spells that he's NOT writing about.  They're like Yin and Yang.  Abbott & Costello.  Rob & O.J.  Franks & Beans.  Death & Taxes.  Batman & the "Joker" ()
 
I've got the duty this year on my little street of hosting our Fourth of July cookout.  Chili-cheese dogs are the highlight - nice and "hot" with my homemade chili - and plenty of "cold" stuff. ()  Got plenty for everyone - stop on by!  If Rob decides to RTT his way here, I've got some extra strategy cards he can use as coasters.
 
 

[faygo]

Doggone CD I never thought to invite all to the Pig Picken" today. My apologies to all.
 
Do you think Rob is having "Cold Shoulder"for dinner today courtesy of GT? 

[cddenver]

Doggone CD I never thought to invite all to the Pig Picken" today. My apologies to all.
 
Do you think Rob is having "Cold Shoulder"for dinner today courtesy of GT? 
 

 
I apologize for my own late notice!
 
I think that Rob prefers everything "Cold", whether it's in a casino or not.