Let the funny jokes continue

[faygo]

Rules for life:
Shopping Tip: You can get shoes for .85 at the Bowling Alley.
 
If life deals you Lemons, make Lemonade; if it deals you Tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's.
 
I don't do drugs, I can get the same effect by standing up to fast.
 
I live in my own little world, but it is OK, everyone knows me here.
 
If flying is so safe, why do they call the Airport the "Terminal".
 
There are two sides to every divorce, Yours and Poopheads.
 
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
 
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
 
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
 
 

[oej719]

My bowling alley gets $2 now for shoes. I still get to pick the ball for free.

[cddenver]

Rules for life:
Shopping Tip: You can get shoes for .85 at the Bowling Alley.

 
Whenever we finally meet I'll be sure NOT to wear my red & green shoes with the number on the back.
 

[EDC1977]

Wow! You kids got it made! Here in So. Cal, there were so many thefts of bowling shoes, rental prices went up to four bucks and higher plus you have to leave a deposit shoe. I don't know about CD or Faygo but I'll take my own shoes thank you.

[redleg]

[QUOTE=redleg]A guy with no arms or legs is sitting on the beach. Hey redleg, was his name bob or did they just call him buoy?[/QUOTE] Think his name was sinker!  lol

[oej719]

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

[marie meijer]

I hadn't realized you knew my husband, as majority of descriptions apply. TG for golf and fishing! Well-known/documented fact: married men live longer!

[New2vp]

Marie, are you sure it just doesn't seem longer?

[oej719]

I hadn't realized you knew my husband, as majority of descriptions apply. TG for golf and fishing! Well-known/documented fact: married men live longer!


Live longer than what?

[faygo]

I hadn't realized you knew my husband, as majority of descriptions apply. TG for golf and fishing! Well-known/documented fact: married men live longer!
 
So if you want a slow death.......