Let the funny jokes continue

[Eduardo]

 vido poker just told that joke 2 posts ago. Only his secretary was cheaper.

[estes1]

i used to work at a deli but i couldn't cut the mustard. i was also a taxi driver but i couldn't hack it. i was going to be a doctor but i didn't have the patience.i worked at the i.r.s.i quit to taxing.

[Marksman]

they wanted me to be a baker, but I didnt knead the dough

[marie meijer]

[ginxxxx]

when using the ATM in LV....scream"I WON!  I WON!"

[luigi1]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were
standing  in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.  "But why," they asked, as they moved off.  "Because," he said,  "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

[luigi1]

 A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.  One of them goes  to a family in Egypt, and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in  Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.  Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.  Her husband responds,
"They're twins!  If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

[luigi1]

 
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which  produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.  He also ate very

little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered

from bad breath.  This made him.  (Oh, man, this is so bad,

it's good) ....A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[estes1]

i had a dream the other night.i had the midas touch.the only problem every thing i touched turned to mufflers.

[faygo]

i had a dream the other night.i had the midas touch.the only problem every thing i touched turned to mufflers.