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Marksman
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luigi1
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ALL PUNS INTENDED
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A car jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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estes1
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more puns a horse walks into a bar the bartender says why the long face? a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says we have a drink named after you.the grasshopper says no kidding you have a drink named Steve.
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luigi1
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I'm so sorry guys and gals:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."
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spxChrome
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."
lol
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luigi1
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Geeze, someone stop me!!
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning' "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning' "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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estes1
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did you know that bowling alleys are verry quiet places. you can hear a pin drop.
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estes1
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i had another dream last night.i invented the light bulb.when i told my wife she said honey thats just a filament of your imagination.
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luigi1
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i had another dream last night.i invented the light bulb.when i told my wife she said honey thats just a filament of your imagination.
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faygo
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For the old timers. A car with a Hyperdermic Needle on it's roof is a Fury with a syringe on top.
