Say a funny joke

[Eduardo]

 
That's terrible.

[MikeA]

 
That's terrible.Butt funny.

[Lizzy15]

What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Wheeeeeeeeee.............."

[shadowman]

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

[EDC1977]

'Mom, what is butt dust?'
  Shadow, is that anything like the miracle gro in the underpants joke?

[faygo]

[QUOTE=shadowman] 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
  Shadow, is that anything like the miracle gro in the underpants joke?[/QUOTE]

 
I think it is like belly button lint.

[EDC1977]

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I think it is like belly button lint.
Faygo, isn't that called navel jelly?

[faygo]

[QUOTE=faygo][
I think it is like belly button lint.
Faygo, isn't that called navel jelly?[/QUOTE]
 
Only on an Aircraft carrier.

[faygo]

Spotted in the local paper want ads:
 
For Sale, 07 Pontiac Solstice, 900 miles $23,900. Bought without loving wife's permission. Apparently "Do whatever you want" doesn't mean what I thought.

[faygo]

A dyslexic Dog looks in the mirror and sees God!