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Hey Eduardo, There is no word in the English language that rhymes with MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR PURPLE. Thought this special info would help should you ever feel creative again!
Say a funny joke
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marie meijer
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Eduardo
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You obviously have never heard of the Purple Nurple.
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marie meijer
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OUCH! I rest my case! I have not fully recovered from your "Anybody want a peanut"! I will always wonder where you get this stuff because I am afraid to ask!
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MikeA
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There once was a horse named SilverWho Tonto couldn't ride with his quiverBut ride him he couldAs long as he wouldNot jump on after starting his fliver!Something not quite right about that <LOL> Isn't a "fliver" slang for a Model-T Ford?
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Minn. Fatz
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Casino Hound: Say, what's the difference between Las Vegas and Wall Street?
Swaps Trader: I don't know, what is the difference between Las Vegas and Wall Street?
Casino Hound: Las Vegas is regulated!
bada-BING
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faygo
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
And to borrow Minn. Fatz term, bada-BING
And to borrow Minn. Fatz term, bada-BING
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ginxxxx
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Saw a great ad for Las Vegas:A picture of OJ behind bars, with the caption:What happens in Vegas - STAYS in Vegas!
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EDC1977
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
And to borrow Minn. Fatz term, bada-BING Faygo, that won't happen in my lifetime here. It clears real nice after a rain storm. For about 12 hours. On a clear day, you can see the high rise buildings, used to be the Griffith observatory and the "Hollywood" sign. Sad sign of the times. No joke here!
And to borrow Minn. Fatz term, bada-BING Faygo, that won't happen in my lifetime here. It clears real nice after a rain storm. For about 12 hours. On a clear day, you can see the high rise buildings, used to be the Griffith observatory and the "Hollywood" sign. Sad sign of the times. No joke here!
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faygo
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Saw a great ad for Las Vegas:
A picture of OJ behind bars, with the caption:
What happens in Vegas - STAYS in Vegas!
ginxxxx, In keeping with "a picture is worth aa thousand words", I thought I'd add this for you.
A picture of OJ behind bars, with the caption:
What happens in Vegas - STAYS in Vegas!
ginxxxx, In keeping with "a picture is worth aa thousand words", I thought I'd add this for you.
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faygo
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I felt it important that you know, contary to popular belief, that we are not backward here in the South.
A new Supermarket opened near our house and has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on , you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk case you hear the sound of cows mooing and the smell of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the aroma of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
A new Supermarket opened near our house and has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on , you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk case you hear the sound of cows mooing and the smell of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the aroma of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
