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Gee, Ted. With all that going for you (the physical shape, business knowledge and even car talk), johnny will probably think that the vp strategy you use must be terrific, especially if it's different than that used by those dreaded and boring math types. Now, you will have to be able to hang your four diplomas on a wall so he can see them, five if you count high school, to seal the deal (but you never know; that might be too many diplomas for him; that requires counting higher than the credentials of his current hero, so you may be trying to be too smart).
Oh wait, there's that other necessity to keep that insult meter running. Try to denigrate more people here and then complain about their responses regardless of their logic, reasonableness, and relevancy. Don't worry about the truth here. Lying and saying they must be weak to post a response is crucial. And one last thing, try and misspell a few words and torture the structure of a sentence or two so no one can figure out what they mean or why they are included in your post (or video poker strategy, for that matter).
I think that's his entire checklist. Press on, but I suppose even though you've covered every point, you're still in for some zany retorts.
Cut it any way you want it, people here are pating me on the back for taking you and your consecending attitude down a couple notches.
You remind me of a big mouthed little twit with a body only a prisoner could love who came in to the shop one day with a smug attitude thinking he could talk me down on my price because of my looks after he sent me a similer email with a bunch of big words trying to impress me. but i had him by the balls because he was the type who wanted to make up for his wimpyness by driving a hot car. he ducked the tough questions too, as you regularly do. you see, in person is a lot diferent than writing like a self impressed phonie on a computer.
Merry Christmas everyone, except oej719!
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Tedlark
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New - I would first have to find the box where those diploma's are in before I could hang them on my wall. Short of doctor's and lawyer's I can't think of anyone who still does that, especially at home?
I wonder if Shadowman is getting excited about the Vikings? It looks like Mr. Favre may very well take them to the promised land. If Favre is voted Superbowl MVP would he get a customized mustang?
I wonder if Tobin Dodge in Las Vegas is looking for mechanics? With the national economy still as depressed as it is I bet that there aren't too many people putting a ton of money in to their cars right now. When I'm next ouot ther I want to check out City Center, the last time I was there it wasn't ready for viewing yet.
Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy New Year now that Christmas has come and gone this year.
I wonder if Shadowman is getting excited about the Vikings? It looks like Mr. Favre may very well take them to the promised land. If Favre is voted Superbowl MVP would he get a customized mustang?
I wonder if Tobin Dodge in Las Vegas is looking for mechanics? With the national economy still as depressed as it is I bet that there aren't too many people putting a ton of money in to their cars right now. When I'm next ouot ther I want to check out City Center, the last time I was there it wasn't ready for viewing yet.
Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy New Year now that Christmas has come and gone this year.
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New2vp
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Johnny, It certainly bugs your hero that he doesn't know my education so he cannot tell if he has an edge there. Of course, he probably wouldn't be able to accurately determine whether he has an edge or not even if he had my resumé, since his reasoning skills have led him to believe that he has an edge on negative expectation games and can teach that to others.It certainly bugs you that you don't know my size so you cannot tell if you have an edge there. But what edge would that be exactly? By the way you write, it seems like you think you are still in the 3rd grade in more ways than just spelling. You think you are going to settle this on the playground? It really doesn't matter any more at your age if the size of your arms compensate for your IQ or vice versa. That tip might come in handy for you the next time you see someone bigger than you. You don't really have to worry, run and hide if the guy you're disagreeing with happens to be tougher-looking than you (unless, like oej, he's packing).One thing you both do know is that I'm way funnier than either of you.But this forum is not really about comedy. It's about video poker, not the size of your arms, or your hat size if you think that is related to your brain power. Although there's probably a lot more room for comedy than the other things. And if you don't like being the butt of the jokes, don't be either of those yourself. The other forum members seem to have figured out how to joke around with each other without malice. The only ones who don't appear to have the capacity to figure that out and get along ironically are the ones that support your hero. Do you suppose there's a correlation there?Can you focus for just a second that the possible cause might have nothing to do with jealousy but might have to do with whatever his personality disorders are. Getting back to the 3rd grade analogy, he doesn't play well with others. After all, this isn't the only place where people speak less than flatteringly about him. Since you are exhibiting those similar characteristics here, it's a wonder that the two of you with those same traits were able to occupy space together without one of you killing the other. But I guess there's only been those couple of meetings so far, so, I guess that could still happen. Doesnt matter either way. i like writing about what i do for a living. See, there you go again! What does that have to do with video poker or for that matter, what does it have to do with the post of Ted's that you were responding to?! Here's an idea...try including something in your posts that might be of interest to the other members here, remembering that this is about video poker. Try and make their day a wee bit brighter for your having been here. It doesn't mean that all they think about is video poker. But they don't tune in here to get their cookie recipes or buy hockey tickets.Maybe the people at http://www.musclecars.net/ or http://modernmusclecars.net/ or even Mustangs R Us might care more about your job and find some interest in your writings about it. Just try not to get off on the wrong foot with them.I know you won't take any of this advice and you'll continue to do what you've been doing. But I figured it couldn't hurt and if your real goal is just to lengthen this thread, I could actually make you happy by this post.Eduardo seems to like you. Maybe there's still some hope.
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New2vp
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I wonder if Shadowman is getting excited about the Vikings? It
looks like Mr. Favre may very well take them to the promised land. Brett sure is putting on an amazing show. The question is can he continue taking the punishment and be as effective at the end of a long, long season of pounding as he has been at the beginning?If
Favre is voted Superbowl MVP would he get a customized mustang? Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy New Year now that Christmas has come and gone this year.Once again, back at ya!
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shadowman
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Let's say I'm cautiously optimistic abut the Vikings chances. I can see them winning the NFC championship with a little luck. I'm less optimistic about that other game.
BTW, one of the favorite comments I've seen from falala in the past is to refer to others as "weak". I've also noted two or three more of his favorite expressions coming out of Johnny. Finally, it sure looks like some words are intentionally misspelled. i wnder whi somone wuld do someting lik that?
BTW, one of the favorite comments I've seen from falala in the past is to refer to others as "weak". I've also noted two or three more of his favorite expressions coming out of Johnny. Finally, it sure looks like some words are intentionally misspelled. i wnder whi somone wuld do someting lik that?
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shadowman
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"Thats a lie. I just replied to a post of yours in the dreamcard thred that saw you acusing me of planning on doing 20 & 40 credit cashouts at diferent denominatons like pianoroland does and ultimatly i expect falala. You have done alousy job hiding your ache and agenda and a fine job of lying."
Hmmmm. Looks like someone forgot and capitalized the first words of every sentence.
"new 2 vp"
Leaves out quotes most of the time but somehow decides to insert blanks where none exist.
"i wouldn't understand the math anyway so i dont care."
"for your info ive studied and play the math way and i understand what its all about."
I guess Johnny forgot about the first statement.
"condecending" "consecending"
Gets it right first then wrong later.
"uneasyness"
One of falala's favorite words.
"i didn't understand it any way"
"Or maybe you'd like to instigate further pointless boring discussions"
Oops, left in a quote marks. Those who don't use quotes NEVER put them in. It's habit and they would never add extra keystrokes. Only someone trying to emulate someone could make this mistake.
Need I say more? All of these examples are from Johnny Falala's posts on this thread.
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New2vp
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Shadowman, you're quite right about the feigning. If you look at one
of his early posts in another thread, he's 5 for 5 in capitalizing
"I." Now, I know that it's fashionable in the computer age not to
bother with the cap key, but some of us do it automatically. It
appears he's one of them...at first.
Larry, it took me 3 years to hit my 1st royal flush
but I was hooked long before that. I always wonder if it is a good idea
to be hooked on this game.
I don't have much time to practice because I eat hearty, drink
hearty, gamble hearty, and work a good deal. I do read what people from
the entire spectrum of video poker teachings have to say and it has
helped me in many ways. Most of my streaks tend to be on the miserable
side though, mostly due to crummy disipline.
And who cannot tell from here that he's setting up a discussion on his exalted one?
Early on he could spell "jealous" and "jealousy," both in reference to
oej. We know that Fa la la can scarcely complete a column without one
or both of these babies, so any reflection worth his salt would need to get those words in. "Jealos" or "jealus"; take your pick, he's used them both later.
Oh, and I love the misspelling "machanic," since he's saying that's his profession. And as late as early morning Christmas day, it's great that he knows there's an "h" in it somewhere. There's only the one thing. Early this morning, he spells it "mecanic," correctly putting the "e" in and then leaving out the "h." Oh, well, I guess he just forgot.i also think you
guys underestimate me because im a bad speller and grammer writer and i
dont reread what i write like the nervous ones do because they worry
how they look as unknowns to unknowns, really silly. im a machanic but
a specialized one and i get $90 an hour for what i do. its my business
and my work is well-known among Mustang hotrodders in the south west.
Also if you were bragging about what you can benchpress then you may
not want to go up against me in that, im a big guy and i keep in shape
except for the beer gut. My bill rate is $90 an hour and i darn near
make that much myself clear. i need a good wage for us the shop and
the X plus i help out the son. When your as good as i am and get
specialized work from all over the south west you bring in the big
wheels who want $27000 engines and 5figure tire & wheel/brake&
handling packages. many of them tip big because theyre all excited when
they see the work and test drive it. im not the dumb butt mecanic you think.In the very early posts, there was the occasional typo or misspelling that didn't
detract from the point he was trying to make. It appears that johnny is
getting to be a poorer writer, post by post over just a few days.
Maybe he should stop now while he still has a few brain cells left.And what do you suppose his purpose is in making all these obvious errors? Is he trying to ingratiate himself with the illiterate crowd? I hardly have the heart to tell him, but I guess I'll try to break it to him gently, in small words: "Johnny, the ones who can't read don't make a lot of trips to this Web site, so they won't feel sorry for you and take your side when you don't put letters in the right order."
And what do you suppose he means here in the early posts by the entire spectrum of vp
teachings? Do you think he believes this doesn't include Fa lal la
after his being so enamored with him in his many subservient testimonials?Other early posts:
From what I've seen and discussed with falala he
usually relies on luck and plays negative ev games well.I know he used to write for gaming Today because its on his
website and I've read him in that paper. His articles say he quit for I
forgot why and i didn't care why but now I do.Currently, he doesn't really know anything about Fa la la's strategy until he sits down and meets with him. I wonder what the purpose was in reading the entire spectrum of teachings when he has so little reading comprehension that he cannot seem to remember what appears to be a key point in this thread. Oh, I guess he just forgot he wrote that stuff earlier, with his downward trend in mental acuity. Another early one:
Does anyone here have any experience? Can I really trust him. That's not the guy i met but one never really knows.
Of course, Johnny has been reading here for several months but cannot find anywhere the opinions he's feigning to seek. He also claims (see above) that he "know he used to write for gaming Today because its on his
website and I've read him in that paper." Yet he doesn't know Falala's strategy methods or his opinions on vp.com. Just what did he learn from those columns if he missed those points?And he just happens to wander over here, wondering whether he can trust Falala and be confused as to why Falala appears in his post. I guess he forgot that he had tried to type in the letters s i n g e r. That would be a tough one! And he pretends that he doesn't want this to be a long thread!Maybe the next reflection should just call himself, "Captain Obvious."
of his early posts in another thread, he's 5 for 5 in capitalizing
"I." Now, I know that it's fashionable in the computer age not to
bother with the cap key, but some of us do it automatically. It
appears he's one of them...at first.
Larry, it took me 3 years to hit my 1st royal flush
but I was hooked long before that. I always wonder if it is a good idea
to be hooked on this game.
I don't have much time to practice because I eat hearty, drink
hearty, gamble hearty, and work a good deal. I do read what people from
the entire spectrum of video poker teachings have to say and it has
helped me in many ways. Most of my streaks tend to be on the miserable
side though, mostly due to crummy disipline.
And who cannot tell from here that he's setting up a discussion on his exalted one?
Early on he could spell "jealous" and "jealousy," both in reference to
oej. We know that Fa la la can scarcely complete a column without one
or both of these babies, so any reflection worth his salt would need to get those words in. "Jealos" or "jealus"; take your pick, he's used them both later.
Oh, and I love the misspelling "machanic," since he's saying that's his profession. And as late as early morning Christmas day, it's great that he knows there's an "h" in it somewhere. There's only the one thing. Early this morning, he spells it "mecanic," correctly putting the "e" in and then leaving out the "h." Oh, well, I guess he just forgot.i also think you
guys underestimate me because im a bad speller and grammer writer and i
dont reread what i write like the nervous ones do because they worry
how they look as unknowns to unknowns, really silly. im a machanic but
a specialized one and i get $90 an hour for what i do. its my business
and my work is well-known among Mustang hotrodders in the south west.
Also if you were bragging about what you can benchpress then you may
not want to go up against me in that, im a big guy and i keep in shape
except for the beer gut. My bill rate is $90 an hour and i darn near
make that much myself clear. i need a good wage for us the shop and
the X plus i help out the son. When your as good as i am and get
specialized work from all over the south west you bring in the big
wheels who want $27000 engines and 5figure tire & wheel/brake&
handling packages. many of them tip big because theyre all excited when
they see the work and test drive it. im not the dumb butt mecanic you think.In the very early posts, there was the occasional typo or misspelling that didn't
detract from the point he was trying to make. It appears that johnny is
getting to be a poorer writer, post by post over just a few days.
Maybe he should stop now while he still has a few brain cells left.And what do you suppose his purpose is in making all these obvious errors? Is he trying to ingratiate himself with the illiterate crowd? I hardly have the heart to tell him, but I guess I'll try to break it to him gently, in small words: "Johnny, the ones who can't read don't make a lot of trips to this Web site, so they won't feel sorry for you and take your side when you don't put letters in the right order."
And what do you suppose he means here in the early posts by the entire spectrum of vp
teachings? Do you think he believes this doesn't include Fa lal la
after his being so enamored with him in his many subservient testimonials?Other early posts:
From what I've seen and discussed with falala he
usually relies on luck and plays negative ev games well.I know he used to write for gaming Today because its on his
website and I've read him in that paper. His articles say he quit for I
forgot why and i didn't care why but now I do.Currently, he doesn't really know anything about Fa la la's strategy until he sits down and meets with him. I wonder what the purpose was in reading the entire spectrum of teachings when he has so little reading comprehension that he cannot seem to remember what appears to be a key point in this thread. Oh, I guess he just forgot he wrote that stuff earlier, with his downward trend in mental acuity. Another early one:
Does anyone here have any experience? Can I really trust him. That's not the guy i met but one never really knows.
Of course, Johnny has been reading here for several months but cannot find anywhere the opinions he's feigning to seek. He also claims (see above) that he "know he used to write for gaming Today because its on his
website and I've read him in that paper." Yet he doesn't know Falala's strategy methods or his opinions on vp.com. Just what did he learn from those columns if he missed those points?And he just happens to wander over here, wondering whether he can trust Falala and be confused as to why Falala appears in his post. I guess he forgot that he had tried to type in the letters s i n g e r. That would be a tough one! And he pretends that he doesn't want this to be a long thread!Maybe the next reflection should just call himself, "Captain Obvious."
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shadowman
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"Maybe he should stop now while he still has a few brain cells left."
New2vp, I think it may be too late.
I resisted posting early on even though I knew what was going on. I had to let you guys have some fun.
I think all this does is speak to the type of person we are dealing with here. You even get to see his perception of what he obvious thinks of as lower class people. He emulates them in a way that is truly insulting to their intelligence. Most 12 year olds have better spelling and grammar than his view of an auto mechanic. I happen to be friends with many skilled technicians like the people he has insulted here. Get a life, Robbie.
New2vp, I think it may be too late.
I resisted posting early on even though I knew what was going on. I had to let you guys have some fun.
I think all this does is speak to the type of person we are dealing with here. You even get to see his perception of what he obvious thinks of as lower class people. He emulates them in a way that is truly insulting to their intelligence. Most 12 year olds have better spelling and grammar than his view of an auto mechanic. I happen to be friends with many skilled technicians like the people he has insulted here. Get a life, Robbie.
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johnnylong
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Johnny, It certainly bugs your hero that he doesn't know my education so he cannot tell if he has an edge there. Of course, he probably wouldn't be able to accurately determine whether he has an edge or not even if he had my resumé, since his reasoning skills have led him to believe that he has an edge on negative expectation games and can teach that to others.
From what ive read and seen he has the edge and you beleive he has the edge or your be posting your diploma right here. that goes hand in hand with your being afraid to talk to him and worried that anyone & everyone else is him.
It certainly bugs you that you don't know my size so you cannot tell if you have an edge there. But what edge would that be exactly? By the way you write, it seems like you think you are still in the 3rd grade in more ways than just spelling. You think you are going to settle this on the playground? It really doesn't matter any more at your age if the size of your arms compensate for your IQ or vice versa. That tip might come in handy for you the next time you see someone bigger than you. You don't really have to worry, run and hide if the guy you're disagreeing with happens to be tougher-looking than you (unless, like oej, he's packing).
You act like a wimp and write like a phonie. its all i need to know.
And if you don't like being the butt of the jokes, don't be either of those yourself. The other forum members seem to have figured out how to joke around with each other without malice. The only ones who don't appear to have the capacity to figure that out and get along ironically are the ones that support your hero. Do you suppose there's a correlation there?
all that intelects messed your mind. oej started this and your just here to clean up his mess and you aint suceeding or youd be into other things now.
Can you focus for just a second that the possible cause might have nothing to do with jealousy but might have to do with whatever his personality disorders are. Getting back to the 3rd grade analogy, he doesn't play well with others. After all, this isn't the only place where people speak less than flatteringly about him. Since you are exhibiting those similar characteristics here, it's a wonder that the two of you with those same traits were able to occupy space together without one of you killing the other. But I guess there's only been those couple of meetings so far, so, I guess that could still happen.
You ARE bothered by this arent you.
See, there you go again! What does that have to do with video poker or for that matter, what does it have to do with the post of Ted's that you were responding to?! Here's an idea...try including something in your posts that might be of interest to the other members here, remembering that this is about video poker. Try and make their day a wee bit brighter for your having been here. It doesn't mean that all they think about is video poker. But they don't tune in here to get their cookie recipes or buy hockey tickets.
How dumb can you act? i began my joining by talking about vid pok and asking questions, it was your posse leader who changed the subject and from what i read else where he always does that and little else. Humorus to you but stupid to the rest of the normal world. How about you focus on Ted and all his crap about working out while ignoring vid pok, cant do that canya.
From what ive read and seen he has the edge and you beleive he has the edge or your be posting your diploma right here. that goes hand in hand with your being afraid to talk to him and worried that anyone & everyone else is him.
It certainly bugs you that you don't know my size so you cannot tell if you have an edge there. But what edge would that be exactly? By the way you write, it seems like you think you are still in the 3rd grade in more ways than just spelling. You think you are going to settle this on the playground? It really doesn't matter any more at your age if the size of your arms compensate for your IQ or vice versa. That tip might come in handy for you the next time you see someone bigger than you. You don't really have to worry, run and hide if the guy you're disagreeing with happens to be tougher-looking than you (unless, like oej, he's packing).
You act like a wimp and write like a phonie. its all i need to know.
And if you don't like being the butt of the jokes, don't be either of those yourself. The other forum members seem to have figured out how to joke around with each other without malice. The only ones who don't appear to have the capacity to figure that out and get along ironically are the ones that support your hero. Do you suppose there's a correlation there?
all that intelects messed your mind. oej started this and your just here to clean up his mess and you aint suceeding or youd be into other things now.
Can you focus for just a second that the possible cause might have nothing to do with jealousy but might have to do with whatever his personality disorders are. Getting back to the 3rd grade analogy, he doesn't play well with others. After all, this isn't the only place where people speak less than flatteringly about him. Since you are exhibiting those similar characteristics here, it's a wonder that the two of you with those same traits were able to occupy space together without one of you killing the other. But I guess there's only been those couple of meetings so far, so, I guess that could still happen.
You ARE bothered by this arent you.
See, there you go again! What does that have to do with video poker or for that matter, what does it have to do with the post of Ted's that you were responding to?! Here's an idea...try including something in your posts that might be of interest to the other members here, remembering that this is about video poker. Try and make their day a wee bit brighter for your having been here. It doesn't mean that all they think about is video poker. But they don't tune in here to get their cookie recipes or buy hockey tickets.
How dumb can you act? i began my joining by talking about vid pok and asking questions, it was your posse leader who changed the subject and from what i read else where he always does that and little else. Humorus to you but stupid to the rest of the normal world. How about you focus on Ted and all his crap about working out while ignoring vid pok, cant do that canya.
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"Thats a lie. I just replied to a post of yours in the dreamcard thred that saw you acusing me of planning on doing 20 & 40 credit cashouts at diferent denominatons like pianoroland does and ultimatly i expect falala. You have done alousy job hiding your ache and agenda and a fine job of lying."
Hmmmm. Looks like someone forgot and capitalized the first words of every sentence.
"new 2 vp"
Leaves out quotes most of the time but somehow decides to insert blanks where none exist.
"i wouldn't understand the math anyway so i dont care."
"for your info ive studied and play the math way and i understand what its all about."
I guess Johnny forgot about the first statement.
"condecending" "consecending"
Gets it right first then wrong later.
"uneasyness"
One of falala's favorite words.
"i didn't understand it any way"
"Or maybe you'd like to instigate further pointless boring discussions"
Oops, left in a quote marks. Those who don't use quotes NEVER put them in. It's habit and they would never add extra keystrokes. Only someone trying to emulate someone could make this mistake.
Need I say more? All of these examples are from Johnny Falala's posts on this thread.
They said you wouldnt and couldnt get involved and your so rabid at seeing your pals get beaten down that you just HAD to join in and contribute your own stupid theory but at least your reading every word in every post so you can witness how ive slapped your posse down so. We went through this before smarty, this administrater gave me reasons to stay so now your more on the ball than he is too? how much do you guys hurt? What a laugh, theres something strokable about everyone in the posse. Now YOU so want me to be the banned guy cause you see i dont duck the jerks here and throw it all right back at them. Get a spine.
By the way the "d" is right next to the "s" on my key board.
