strange rituals

[marie meijer]

oej, your efforts are really appreciated but we'll just stick to our hammers for now. ty anyway.

[marie meijer]

I can see marksman shaking his head and realistically wondering how his great topic idea hopped all over the place. He must be thinking we all have ADHD or similar lack of focus. And he would not be far wrong! Get over it mark, this is who we are and what we do on forum! We all had to deal with this aspect and not take it personally!

[vidopoker]

Maybe a sawed off shotgun would work better for you. No missing the windows then.
I'm not sure a sawed off would fit completely under the seat. It might stick out a bit and that could be dangerous if Marie ever gets pulled over.
 
Some other ideas might be a BB gun or an ice pick.
 
Hey, just throwing some other ideas out there since OEJ started it!

[Tedlark]

  I used to have a friend that was too cheap to buy a car with power windows. He said he bought cars with crank down/up windows because he would always be able to escape from the car if the car became submerged under water. I have always thought that boats were for traveling in water and cars were for traveling on roads, silly me.
 
  I do have a couple strange rituals and they are game specific. This superstitious Irishman does his best to keep the hexes off himself.

[cddenver]

Hey, just throwing some other ideas out there since OEJ started it!
 
He's our expert on firearms, so many of our topics wander to that subject and all of the problems that can be solved with them.  It's not advisable to bring them into casinos for good-luck charms, though.  In previous discussions we've determined that yogurt is another item best left at home.
 
Me, I still prefer my tried and true tinfoil unders.  I used to do the tinfoil hat but people thought that was strange.
 
Ted, your Irish ritual for removing hexes has just shifted the hex...to me!  Not too much luck the last few trips.  Let me know which game specific ones you've been using and I'll switch to different games.

[vidopoker]

  In previous discussions we've determined that yogurt is another item best left at home.

Marie- I will let you handle this response ..... 

[Tedlark]

  Yeah you're right vidopoker, yogurt almost got Marie banned or arrested in Detroit.
 
  CD my recipe for removing hexes involves a tiny little man wearing a funny hat and I don't mean Eduardo either...

[vidopoker]

  Yeah you're right vidopoker, yogurt almost got Marie banned or arrested in Detroit.

It better be some darn good yogurt. like strawberry frozen yogurt!

[oej719]

vidopoker, We have seen how people drive in CA, it's scary and we are happy to contend with driving very carefully around our lakes! No gators but ASIAN CARP are huge threat to our great lakes just now. Powers that be are desperately trying to prevent them from entering the lakes from rivers.


I would like to suggest that the carp be shot! Best to use a shotgun. Then given to all the unemployed in the area to eat. I think it is a divine sign to solve the hunger problem.
Pass this advice to the authorities. I need no credit. Just glad some will eat tonite that otherwise may not have.
Carp and hushpuppies. A nice holiday meal for all.

[cddenver]

Carp and hushpuppies. A nice holiday meal for all.
 
Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime.  Add in $100 in freeplay and you'll see him at the nearest VP bar with a fishing pole, sushi, a bottle of Jack and a gambling monkey on his back.  He'll then sell the fishing pole, sushi, and "sure thing" VP tips for a bit more freeplay and Jack.  He'll try to sell the monkey too, but that's his for life.  When that's all gone he'll spend his days complaining about not getting any free Jack and waiting for more freeplay.  There ends the tale.