Bizarro World 2024!

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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olds442jetaway
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Re: Bizarro World 2024!

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Thanks Doris. Will tell her. Shes out running errands. She promised to send her pics later. The usual bailouts either Aces with a kicker or low number quads with an Ace. Multipliers too. She has tried DDB without Ultimate X many times and just can’t seem to win without the multipliers. She plays nickels only 3 hands at 1.50 total for all 3. She said the downside is it usually takes her 6-10 hours of play before she gets something good. I think the casino counts on that cause most people would give up after a few hours of play.

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[quote=olds442jetaway post_id=165127 time=1726428888 user_idher 6-10 hours of play before she gets something good. I think the casino counts on that cause most people would give up after a few hours of play.
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Most people will run out of money before they give up. At least they should.

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And I have run out myself many times. With the ups and downs of the clone, if I don’t make it too aggressive, I can usually wait them out. My new limit for now anyway is 400 bucks. I will hit that if I lose net my bet amount x 5 from a starting bet of 5 quarters and an ending bet of 25 quarters with 5 net losses at bet 25. As you can see with the latest Clone pics, hitting with a good sized bet brings home the bacon. Then I just back down accordingly. The math isn’t too bad. You only have to be able to count to 5. That session is my first live one. I have the wolf program at home and in practice sessions I have 12 winning sessions and only one failure resulting in a practice loss of 400 bucks.

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Post by OTABILL »

Glad you two had a good and positive trip. Wish Mrs Olds a Happy Birthday.

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doris13 wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2024 11:13 am
.i believe you're right about AC joker poker being 2 pair
But, it's one of the poorest 2 pair joker poker games going! There are some pretty decent 2 pair joker poker games returning just over 99.9%, while the AC version is at about 97.2%.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

About 25 years ago, I played A/C 2 pair once. Of course I got a natural Royal and was paid a tiny amount. 😬. Haven’t played it since. On Joker Kings, which granted is only 98.44 with perfect play, I do like getting paid 940 for 1 for the Natural Royal.
Thanks Bill for the birthday wishes for the Mrs.

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Ok, here are the best hands the Mrs got on her birthday. The final one that got her even started with being dealt 3. 6’s. Believe it or not, she pulled the other 6 needed for a quad on all 3 lines.

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Post by doris13 »

great hits mrs olds congrats

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Thanks Doris. If I can ever get my ( beam me up Scotty ) gizmo to work, at Bizarro, dinner is on us. 😺. Heading over to the shelter later this morning with some goodies for them. 😻

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