Bizarro World 2023

[advantage playe]

Above in ref to FAA post

[olds442jetaway]

Agree. Just on our way home from an overnight. We checked in late and they gave us the presidential suite. Pic attached. My ice cold JOB session continued. Smoked pretty badly. One quad in 7 hours. -800. The MRS 8/5 Uktimate X DDB play on nickels wasn’t going well until her machine went berserk giving her between 12 and 15 quads in less than two hours. Her 400 deficit turned into plus 81 bucks and she quit Smart. She only took one or pics of the better quads No Royals for either of us. She pulls tickets whenever a quad hit. Almost always does better than me.

[dinghy]

We checked in late and they gave us the presidential suite.

Presidential suite, yay!

2200 square feet. Bigger than some Wawas imo.

[FAA]

Even if she loses, a footnote at her stakes. No sense in both parties taking a bath. I’ve soured on JOB. Too boring and a bad hour is brutal. Marathon inexplicable given your horrific results. Tell me that you at least switched machines a few times. Not suite at all.

[tech58]

AP

[tech58]

I dont think the RNG is aware of the time of day, although artificial intelligence may now be integrated into the RNG. Im not kidding !!

Careful AP, you risk being labeled a conspiracy theorist like me. Something tells me you wouldn't give a sheit either.

[FAA]

Just reporting my findings. When it’s dead, I’m dead. When happy hour hits rain, they pour.

[olds442jetaway]

By the way the 3 machines that got me last 2 sessions were the new curved glass bar tops just put in last week. 3 quads in like nearly 20 hours on play over the last 2 sessions. Are you #^*}{€<€¥*<€*+’n kidding me!! I know. I know, it’s still considered short term results, but that’s too short for me. One more thing….. Full houses clumped together. Either they are non existent or they come in clumps just a few hands apart. So bottom line is I’m out 1200 bucks on a quarter JOB game in 2 sessions. Final observation. If I did my calculations even close, in JOB, one should hit 2 pair or better every 4 hands. Matching those should do results with my Martingale Clone method, I kept my bets at bet five quarters unless those approximate rules fell apart. They did. I ended up having my JOB bets at max bet 25 on all 3 machines because of the dud streaks.

[FAA]

Sure. The method’s side effect is an obsession with chasing losses instead of cutting them. You sure flamed out. Toss those machines in a dumpster for the ultimate dumpster fire.

[advantage playe]

By the way the 3 machines that got me last 2 sessions were the new curved glass bar tops just put in last week. 3 quads in like nearly 20 hours on play over the last 2 sessions. Are you #^*}{€<€¥*<€*+’n kidding me!! I know. I know, it’s still considered short term results, but that’s too short for me. One more thing….. Full houses clumped together. Either they are non existent or they come in clumps just a few hands apart. So bottom line is I’m out 1200 bucks on a quarter JOB game in 2 sessions. Final observation. If I did my calculations even close, in JOB, one should hit 2 pair or better every 4 hands. Matching those should do results with my Martingale Clone method, I kept my bets at bet five quarters unless those approximate rules fell apart. They did. I ended up having my JOB bets at max bet 25 on all 3 machines because of the dud streaks.

Talk to u when I see u at bizzar. I dont think u r imagining things !!