A Trip to Bizarro World!

[olds442jetaway]

1,000,000 hands divided by 300 days is 3,333 hands divided by 600 hands per hour is roughly 5.5 hours of play a session. I don’t think you play that much a session do you FAA. If it is more like half that, we are running about even. Just guessing mostly. Maybe 1/20 the hands I play. Its the quads and straight flushes that help you out. I rely 80 percent on hitting quad deuces to keep me alive.

[dinghy]

1,000,000 hands divided by 300 days is 3,333 hands divided by 600 hands per hour is roughly 5.5 hours of play a session.

That's dedication. I would consider 600 hph to be a leisurely pace, although I realize you have to decide how much to bet each hand. If I'm at a fast machine and a familiar game, I'm more around 1000 hph. And when I look around at the troglodytes, some of them are speed skating as well.

[olds442jetaway]

Plenty of troglodytes where I play too, come to think of it though the ancestry research we did came back that I am part Neanderthal as well. My personal friend and dentist from many years ago gave me the nickname caveman. He said I had a jaw like that of a Neanderthal. That was before we did our ancestry research. Heee heeee. Cane in handy in my early years amateur boxing.

[dinghy]

Plenty of troglodytes where I play too, come to think of it though the ancestry research we did came back that I am part Neanderthal as well. My personal friend and dentist from many years ago gave me the nickname caveman. He said I had a jaw like that of a Neanderthal. That was before we did our ancestry research. Heee heeee. Cane in handy in my early years amateur boxing.

I use it mainly as a term of endearment for smokers.

I assume a Neanderthal jaw would be prominent. That doesn't seem like necessarily a bad thing, assuming the upper and lower are aligned.

[olds442jetaway]

The Trogs still light up when nobody is looking. Luckily, security is pretty good dealing with them.

[dinghy]

If Mohegan is indeed settled on the no-smoking policy, now is the time to install smoker detection equipment.

http://www.cigarettesmokedetector.com/

A detection event would trigger targeted sirens and strobe lights. And on the smoker's gaming device, I would display via the Momentum interface: "WHAT IS YOUR F***ING PROBLEM, _____ ?"

Player name would be filled in, assuming slot card inserted. If no card, I would send a slot host to register an account because this will probably be a desirable customer.

[olds442jetaway]

Excellent

[olds442jetaway]

Heading up tonight after spending Easter with the family. Mohegan is having triple status points today and tomorrow. If I figured this roughly correct, play 99.54 JOB game, run 10,000 bucks through the machine to earn 100 in free play, I will increase my EV to about th 100.05 percent. Playing airport deuces would get me just under 100 percent EV.
Unfortunately, I am not counting the windfall donation I made to the State coffers of about 9,000 bucks last year in withholding on the hand pays. I just hope they don’t squander it, but I’m afraid they will.

[dinghy]

I am reluctantly going to have to remove jacks or better 99.54% from my playlist.

If I figured this roughly correct, play 99.54 JOB game, run 10,000 bucks through the machine to earn 100 in free play, I will increase my EV to about th 100.05 percent.

Good thing you didn't file the divorce papers. JOB may not be sexy or affectionate, but it's always there for you.

[olds442jetaway]

Funny, JOB has been short on Royals, but when they hit they have been the big ones.