Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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OTABILL
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Mon May 15, 2023 11:16 am
Nothing again for me. The Mrs hit a big one again on nickel DDB Ultimate X. 9,600 nickels. Pic coming later. Trip about even. I cut off my losses after I lost about what she won. I stuck with JOB. No Royal. Not enough quads for a bailout. Good going AP. We got there late last night. Nice Aspire room
Need to reverse your bad fortune. Sending good karma. A royal in the near future.

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Thanks OTA. I am way over 100,000 hands as of last night’s session without a Royal now. Guesstimate is 140,000 -160,000 hands. Some was on bonus deuces nickels. Between 5-20 lines a pop. Mrs pic is attached. My last Royal was 4/3
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Nice one Mrs. Olds!

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At least you rationally shut down the operation. No use throwing good money after bad!

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My name for the casino Bizarro World continues to live up to its name. On an overnight solo trip last night, the following happened….7 hour marathon single line JOB quarters, betting average 5-20 quarters. 27 quads in 7 hours. Same machine. Cashed out up 500.
But then, 2 hours on play today in early afternoon. 9-20 line Bonus Deuces Wild spin poker game. 10 cent game. LOST it all ended up dead even for the trip. No Royal, no quad Deuces, no 5 Aces.

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Guesstimate…..about 170,000 hands combined single and multi line now. Royalless. 😬 Accurate to within 10 percent. On top of that, in my most recent, JOB windfall immediately above, quad Aves hit 3 times 2 with kickers. No quad deuces even on Job. More Bizarroness. Another new term I will be using.

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7 hour marathon single line JOB quarters, betting average 5-20 quarters. 27 quads in 7 hours. Same machine. Cashed out +$500. But then, 2 hours today in early afternoon. 9-20 line Bonus Deuces Wild spin poker 10 cent game. LOST it all ended up dead even for the trip. No RF/quad Deuces/5 A.
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Quadfather nirvana! I can only dream of averaging four quads an hour. It is of course shocking to learn that you lost the $500 the next day in a brisk two hour nightmare. You should have stuck with single line quarter. Try BP if JOB got too dull. But hey, you kept cranking out the comps and played on (all together now) house money.

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They got rid of the 9.1 BP years ago. That was my fav game. One night a suit watched me for over 2 hours in the overnight hours killing a 2 cent one eyed Jacks game, because the Clone let me bet up to 100 units with limited bankroll. I would usually pick up 50 or 100 and then go play quarter or dollar games with the money. The next day, they pulled the entire row of 2 cent machines. I usually lost the 50 or 100 I had won. I guess they didn’t like the idea I used what they considered to be house money to play even though 19 out of 20 times I blew it
Also many years ago after I nailed a dealt Royal for 5 k each on a quarter. DDS game they pulled it never to be seen again. It was just a few sessions apart. I think the mistake I made was asking for a check at 4:30 AM both times. A slot attendant told me they had to wake up some big shot who could sign it. I guess he got pissed. I remember waiting 2-3 hours to get paid. A looooong time ago before TITO.

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Wonderful stories. Such bad luck with executives. I would like to indulge in a MS adventure with AC RF proceeds.

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