Bizarro World 2023

[olds442jetaway]

Try the sliced grapes sometime even if in a salad. A bit of extra work, but delicious

[FAA]

Plenty of sour grapes about my missed quad Aces opportunity. It cost me $320. Hey, it could have been worse. RF is an unbearable $3,750 nightmare.

[olds442jetaway]

Just pulled into Bizarro. Need to be conservative. Down to last 20 percent of Jackpot money. Doesn’t look to me like the market will be bearing any mad money fruit for Bizarro anytime soon either. Almost guaranteed another interest rate hike in November. Gas prices right back up again, grocery store prices insane, truckers saying food chain supply looking grim, and on and on. Regional banks in trouble too. Anyway, at least I don’t have to repost on the other thread. The Market looks as Bizarro to me as the Casino. But what do I know!

[OTABILL]

Just pulled into Bizarro. Need to be conservative. Down to last 20 percent of Jackpot money. Doesn’t look to me like the market will be bearing any mad money fruit for Bizarro anytime soon either. Almost guaranteed another interest rate hike in November. Gas prices right back up again, grocery store prices insane, truckers saying food chain supply looking grim, and on and on. Regional banks in trouble too. Anyway, at least I don’t have to repost on the other thread. The Market looks as Bizarro to me as the Casino. But what do I know!

Hope this trip is filled with success.

[olds442jetaway]

Thanks OTA. No success but not bad. Was up 200 on a recently installed machine. Huge risk short coining it because to play it properly would cost a fortune. Lost that 200 and another 200 on quarter play on a single line machine. Pic attached. It did have an excellent pay table.

[olds442jetaway]

[olds442jetaway]

This was a big tall glitzy upright machine part of a cube of 3. The other 2 were non Vp machines. I will take a pic of the entire cube another time. Not counting the Ultimate X feature the pay table 20/13/4/3/3/1/1. The 20 being for the cheapest 5 of a kind and 13 for the straight flush. Unfortunately, it is not an 800 for bet 1 for the Royal. It is a 98.8 table not counting the Ultimate X feature. Dollar and up required for bets. Most all of the other Bonus Deuces pay-tables around are 20/10/4/3/3/1/1/ or 20/12/4/3/2/1/1. Both poor. Above I said the pay table was excellent. I really should have said not bad. The excellent was in relation to others found throughout the casino listed above. The machine not that I care has a fireworks animation feature on decent hits. I guess it’s an attempt to lure away patrons from some of the glitzy penny machines and impress the crowds walking by.

[olds442jetaway]

Forgot. This pic went with the other one.

[olds442jetaway]

I may go up tonight. Haven’t decided yet. If I do, the BR will be the remnants of the Big jackpot from 8/8. No room so if I go, it will be a late overnight. Since this is a Bizarro thread, be sure to pick up some purple plums in season now. They are awesome. That’s my fruit jackpot for the month. They are also a product of USA. . They are full of vitamins and minerals, antioxidants, and are low in sugar compared to grapes. A cup has only 16 g of sugar compared to the mid 20s for grapes. I do love seedless red grapes too however in moderation.

[Come Back Kid]

Good luck tonight if you go Olds...May want to put this in your pocket, just in case.