A Trip to Bizarro World!

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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onemoretry
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Re: A Trip to Bizarro World!

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2022 6:22 pm
And pets are allowed up to 15 for a line.
That's a lot of dogs and cats!

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:20 pm
No threes in Mohegan
onemoretry wrote:
Tue Mar 22, 2022 5:36 am
That's a lot of dogs and cats!
Usual caveats, but this site thinks they have seven of the units:

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My first place to look would be the bark.

Excuse me, the bar.

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To play Barnyard Poker, I would look at the baa-r.

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Thanks they are still taking out machines all over. I will check again tonight for 3s. Those numbers look about right for the games mentioned. I lnow about the two All Stars one in earth. One in sky. They ruined the dollar one in sky. Was 800/1. Now need to bet 15 bucks to get 800/1. I also want to check the 3/5/10 play. Never found any of those at 99 percent on quarters. Tge DDS are right on the money I think

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My usual typos! Ugh!

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You told me to go outside and play, but I didn’t know you were sending me to Bizarro World! Thanks a lot!
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Amazing coincidence I was reading some of the stuff the gang Wrote And out of the blue my sister sends me a picture of their cat on the new rug in the garage. She also wrote this needs a good caption not knowing about this thread and what I had typed as a typo and your guys responses. So everything worked out quite timely. He he he

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The cat found an All Star rug. :D

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I have been playing on this site the same way as Mohegan. Actually trying to lose. Granted the paytable is better here, but luckily, just like Mohegan the better hands are showing up as the bets have moved up to higher amounts. So far I haven’t lost playing on this site. Not enough practice hours yet though. The key seems to be going up on the lines instead of amounts per lne until you run out of lines and have to switch to a higher denomination, but starting with less lines. For instance, running out of lines on nickels when betting 5 per line, go to dimes, but start with 10 or 11 lines assuming you have 20 lines to play with.
The All star machine I want to try tonite ( quarters ) 20/10 lousy, but 800 for bet one on the Royal at least lets me do this. When I reach 9 lines at bet one per line and lose 7 times that initial bet of 2.25, I have the option and certainly would do this of betting the next bet being 5 lines at 2 quarters per line or 2.50. So I wouldn’t advance to 6 lines or 3 bucks a bet until I had lost another 15.75 at the 2.50 bet level. What keeps me in the game and not busting so far is lowering my bets as well accordingly on wins. This method is mostly a waiting game and one has to be prepared for a marathon session and a decent bankroll behind it. Time will tell.

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One more quick note. sometimes on a winning hand I drop my bed back to the previous level for only one spin especially if they win barely nudged my totals back into the prior category. My ultimate goal of course is not the money so much as to ward off Alzheimer’s and dementia by constantly doing all of this math in my head. Hee hee hee hee

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