Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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olds442jetaway
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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I was able to get all of our free play out again using the above method. The Mrs. 10 turned into 13.50 for last night and 9.50!of the 10 this morning. My 20 last night became 20.50 and 8.75 this morning. The total though beat the 50 total they gave us. My Marathon session ended up being a break even event. I did hit quad deuces twice, but squandered that trying to hit a 4,000 dollar Royal. At least the free play and starting bankroll went home. I definitely think there is something to the bet one free play that may not be random. If this pattern holds the rest of the year, I will be convinced. I had 3 chances at a 4,000 buck Royal needing only one card. None connected

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Post by FAA »

A break even marathon is nothing to sneeze at. I usually equal or exceed my $25 FP, so I find it amusing how you are doing cartwheels. It’s the two plus subsequent hours that are the problem.

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Post by dinghy »

FAA wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:26 pm
I usually equal or exceed my $25 FP, so I find it amusing how you are doing cartwheels.
That's because in Connecticut, it only works if you bet one coin at a time.

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Nutty in the Nutmeg State! 🥜 🌰 🔩

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We’ll see what happens by year end!

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2023 9:43 pm
We’ll see what happens by year end!
I hope you have a winning year !!

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Thanks! Studying how to win in VP in Bizarro world which really means how to lose since Bizarro is everything opposite of Earth. Heeeee
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So when I play Deuces Wild at Bizarro, I just have to remember to toss all the deuces when playing Deuces Wild. The top losing hand at Bizarro is a Royal on the redraw after tossing the 4 dealt Deuces. Heeeeee
Also on Bizarro, the best car to own is the one that has the most recalls and is the most expensive to repair. If you buy a new EV on Bizarro, you have to pay a 7,500 buck excise tax penalty to the Irs. Finally, when you do go to Bizarro to play VP, make sure to bring a small bankroll and play the largest denomination machine available.

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Post by advantage playe »

Sounds like a contrarian aproach . lol. Talk to you when I see you on the reservation.

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Redraw RF is my nightmare given the short wager!

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The Mrs. and I are headed up tonight. Will try the bet one free play first. Then see what happens. My 9/6 quarter machines are getting harder to find. I think I know where they all are. Gives me a chance to get a long walk in at any rate. I’m going to take a rough guess at how many are left…..5 in the Earth casino. 10 in the Sky casino. I think that is very close if not exact. I’m not counting the dollar ones. That is not very many considering how big Bizarro World is. Too bad they never opened the bar in the poker room. There were several there as well. The rest have all been replaced or downgraded. Many were replaced by gimmick games that almost nobody plays. I just looked it up. I think Bizarro had its highest hold 8.32 percent on slots which includes Vp as of 3/31/2023 . Higher than Foxwoods. 😬 Doesn’t surprise me in the least.

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