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[cddenver]

I am the most successful Video Poker scambuster in the world today!

 
I don't believe you wingnuts!  *I'M* the biggest and baddest scambuster here!
 
Folks, don't believe anything you see from that moron rascal, idiot oej917, bozo cd (oops, that's me), that wazoo shadowman - the only person ever banned from the whole Internet -, that DeadCat joker, and anyone else that I forgot to name!   Because of all the howlers they post, I don't bother visiting the site much, except for the times when I do.  In my newest video I expose their latest batch of lies, deceptions, hatemongering, and other shenanigans for the whole world to see.  That's only $29.95, $49.95 for Gold Club members (they can afford it).
 
These clowns quake in their boots every time I repeat my standing offer to meet and put up or shut up.  That's at the Vegas Speedee-Mart, where my Titanium Club card gets me an automatic chili/cheese upgrade for my 'dog, Gonzo-size red pop, and FREE use of the restroom including EXCLUSIVE use of the VIP stall.   Put it on the line, dorks, and see if the great people there will toss in a couple of FREE Ding-dongs for you like they do for me (heh-heh).  These guys are so jealous, they probably won't believe me when I say my Titanium status gets me 3 cents OFF on every 25th gallon of gas as well.  Rode my two-banger on my last 3250 mile trip, and at 47 mpg that SAVED me about..um..oh, that math stuff is just for wienies.  Figure it out yourself.  On my upcoming road trip I won't be paying for ANY meals, as I've planned a route that swings by all 9000 of the franchise properties. 
 
See you later...LOSERS!  Oh, and God bless.
 
 

[MikeA]

That's only $29.95, $49.95 for Gold Club members (they can afford it).
Now THAT one cracked me up!  I do wish folks on this forum had a sense of humor!

[oej719]

That was very funny. I am still laughing.

Mike people here do have a great sense of humor. Maybe with the exception of Eduardo and that is due to his understanding of the english language at this point. But heck give him another year or so living in American socialism and he will catch on to the humor.
Ride on CD. Zoom Zooom Zoooom

[rascal]

OK, CD, you've done it now. Be looking in your mailbox for a certified letter from my attorney. It just cracks me up that such an obviously addicted scambuster would even PRETEND to have the golden pattern detection touch that I have. Have you ever seen my house? My car? My credit cards? My bankruptcy petition? Take a ride down to the Phoenix area sometime, loser, and find out what scambusting success is all about.

[oej719]

Got to love Mondays.

[Eduardo]

Hoochie Mama wet pajama, I have not been here for a while. I am out of town but they have no VP here. What to do... need a contest soon!

[oej719]

Hold on to your taco there sonny. Webman is working on it. Which side of the border are you on presently?
If not on the Americanie side find me some of that real looking turquoise hand crafted at a local pueblo.
I will take it off your hands and give you a free training session to boot.

[cddenver]

OK, CD, you've done it now. Be looking in your mailbox for a certified letter from my attorney.
 
Have you ever seen my house? My car? My credit cards? My bankruptcy petition? Take a ride down to the Phoenix area sometime, loser, and find out what scambusting success is all about.
 
See what I have to deal with?  I came on here and posted a perfectly civil message trying to start a scambuster discussion with a full, friendly, and polite exchange of views, and in return I get nothing but threats and personal insults.  Sheesh.  I'd have my shyster respond to yours, but he'll only talk to me if I pay up-front.  What's this great country of ours coming to?  He knows that I'm good for it.
 
Don't try to impress the nice folks here with your penny-ante bankruptcy petition.  Yawn.  Has YOUR county government had to upgrade its servers just to hold the records for YOUR case?  I think not (sneering).
 
This back-and-forth has put a damper on my day.  To respond to these accusations I had to interrupt some research on new scam patterns that I was doing in the high roller room of my fave Vegas S.M. that I mentioned earlier.  Now they've got my machine blocked because they're restocking and doing inventory.  I did get lucky, though.  While waiting I managed to snag a taco that someone knocked off the great S.M. taco bar, before someone stepped on it.  It's ok, the 5-second rule was in effect.
 
And now, back to business.  I'm working on the next e-book in my Scambuster series, tentatively titled "Prove That I *DON'T* Do It!", where I continue to blow the doors off the establishment and add-vantage wannabees.  You all are going to turn even greenier with envy when you see it (chortling).  Keep an eye out for it.
 
 God bless!

[oej719]

Life is a bi$%h ain't it. Zoom Zoom Zoom

[EDC1977]

  OEJ; I don't think Eduardo's knowledge(or lack thereof) should give him any special privelege. How would you feel if cut in front of you at chow time? The Warden would have to break you guys up, whether or not you speaka da Englaise. ABCD; the Cat ain't dead, just dormant! Us graveyard folks don't always have the time to log in.  Ain't that about a b&%ch! Eduardo lives all of an hours drive(if that) from an Injun casino and he says theres no gaming around! Perhaps it ain't Vegas-like or Vegas-level but when you start with nothing, you've got nothing to lose!