Cruise Report-RF Again

[Poker Princess]

Thanks Ed.
And Ted, I don't live in AZ...I actually go back & forth between TX & CO.
Hmmm, not sure what the Mustang comment is about? I think I must have missed a previous conversation (or 50) LOL
Ya'll play nice!

[Tedlark]

  I resolve to not draw first blood in 2010 unless I get permission from 3 other active forum members first. These three may or may not be fictitions of the same person.
 
  Now if only the Cubs can win the 2010 World Series? Welcome again Princess.

[EDC1977]

One of baybubba's latest incarnations supposedly performance tuned Mustangs out of a shop in Az. Since it is Luigi1, not the Princess who lives in the Grand Canyon state, all is forgiven and I'm sure Ted will make amends wherever necessary.
  Ted,   Lark,   You are a maaaaad man! I wanna party with you cowboy. The two of us together? Forget it. (just a movie quote people. Don't get bent or any wrong impressions here!) Fans of "Stripes" can relate. Ted started this with his "big toe" theory. I'm just dotting the eyes and crossing the tees.

[Tedlark]

I can see it now, in Las Vegas: "The Ted and Ed Show."
 
Ted: Tell me Ed, who's our first guest tonight?
 
Ed: Well Ted it's a guy who gives piano lessons to retirees in Florida.
 
Ted: Hey, we NEVER start out the show with our musical act first !
 
*****CANNED APPLAUSE*****  Rah, Rah, Rah...
 
Ted: Seriously Ed, who do we have up first?
 
Ed: Up first is a guy who rides a scooter through the dessert, Ted.
 
Ted: Gee, an animal act? Nobodies gonna wanna follow that Ed.
 
Ed: Our first guest tonight is a guy who sells auto parts in Arizona.
 
Ted: Let me guess Ed, his cousin does the Sham Wow ads on tv?
 
*****CANNED APPLAUSE*****
 
Commercial Break...........................................
 
Ed: Welcome back folks, Ted I have in my hand the last hermically sealed
       envelope, ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho.
 
Ted: The answer is, uh: oej
 
Ed: Ted the question is: "Who is the Ladee-da Dinger Man?"
 
Ted: That's all the time we have tonight folks, tomorrow on the show we
        have a guy from California who hit quad dueces twice without using
        any special plays and we also have a mathematician who will
        disprove the theory of forth card flops.
 

[EDC1977]

Of course Ted, I can only applaud at this point. That is of course, til the new e-letter comes out.

[cddenver]

I can see it now, in Las Vegas: "The Ted and Ed Show."

 
Sounds like a winner!  Run with it.   

[New2vp]

 
Ed: Our first guest tonight is a guy who sells auto parts in Arizona.I'm glad he'll be on.  Maybe you can have him demonstrate his famous cross-handed style of typing that makes it hard to capitalize because his fingers are so huge.  Some thought he was making that up.Some of the skeptics, casting doubt on his declaration, thought the shift keys would actually be easier to hit since the shift keys are bigger and one generally uses the pinkie with them.  But with the cross-handed style, which can only be attempted by the truly gifted, you'd have to use those great big thumbs.  And it's also better not to try that maneuver because you never really know where those thumbs have been.

[cddenver]

And it's also better not to try that maneuver because you never really know where those thumbs have been.

 

 
I was thinking that he'd be the guy who brings the little critters to the show that poop on everything.  More appropriate.    But, that would be Ted and Ed's decision since it's their show.
 
I was at the store yesterday and saw a milk carton with oej's picture on it.   I looked to see if there were any pictures for the other guy, but I guess no one wants him back because there weren't any.

[New2vp]

I was thinking that he'd be the guy who brings the little critters to the show that poop on everything.  More appropriate.  When you're right, you're right! He often displayed that speciality.