video poker is like fishing
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video poker is like fishing
Video poker is much like fishing as you will plainly see...
Getting lots of dud hands is like casting into a tree...
Holding just a card or two is like a little bite, but when you try and set the hook, the fish have taken flight.
Your rod will double over when dealt four to a Royal. You try and hook the big one often getting nothing for your toil...
You tell your friends a story about the one that got away. Your box has just a few worms left to try another day........Olds...........
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That's perfect olds!!!
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I never got a treble hook stuck on my ear while playing VP.... at least, not that I remember.
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Ouch! Actually did happen to one of my buddies when we were about 10....No, it wasn't my line. , but I do remember it was a " River Runt " plug.
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ONE MORE--- After you use all your fishing skills and knowledge, you still need LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And if you don't have luck don't feel like a schmuck. Or something to that effect.
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I understand.
Give a man a royal flush and he will be happy for a day.
Teach a man to play video poker and he will sit in the middle of a lake and drink beer all day
Mixing metaphors is so much fun!
Bob
Give a man a royal flush and he will be happy for a day.
Teach a man to play video poker and he will sit in the middle of a lake and drink beer all day
Mixing metaphors is so much fun!
Bob
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Monsieur Dancer has said something I quite enjoyed!
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Yea its like using a caviar to catch brim
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Video Poker is like fishing!
You catch the money and then you release back to where it came
You catch the money and then you release back to where it came