Move machine after hitting 4 of a kind or higher?
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Re: Move machine after hitting 4 of a kind or higher?
I agree completely. If you get a divorce, the alimony for a vp machine has to be terrible. Unless you are the dependent. Hmmm....
Divorce the machine and collect half the income?
Divorce the machine and collect half the income?
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Vp love can be fickle. Is it a slant top or bar top machine? Is it multi -demon, multi game? Don't fall in love until the right one comes along. She might just drop you when the next swinging RS type comes along with a sweet story and a hot scooter and man purse. Be cautious please.
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Now that we've gotten serious on this topic I want to hear the reasons why a VP machine is male or female (we've heard a few views already).
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You guys had me cracking up, that's for sure. Now you have to remember that I'm 45 and never been married but the woman I'm involved with right now has me thinking about marriage. She loves to play but early on I wanted to base our relationship not solely on gambling and I told myself I would not subsidize her gambling with my money. Now you have me thinking that maybe I should walk around the casino a little more to see what other games are available. Good Luck, Ted.
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Now that we've gotten serious on this topic I want to hear the reasons why a VP machine is male or female (we've heard a few views already).
Look at the slot card opening! Duh!
For a female- If it is an older machine the buttons will stick and it will be contrary and uncomfortable and very noisey.
Look at the slot card opening! Duh!
For a female- If it is an older machine the buttons will stick and it will be contrary and uncomfortable and very noisey.
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How come Boops hasn't chimed in yet?
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[QUOTE=shadowman] Now that we've gotten serious on this topic I want to hear the reasons why a VP machine is male or female (we've heard a few views already).
Look at the slot card opening! Duh!
For a female- If it is an older machine the buttons will stick and it will be contrary and uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]
I think they are ambidextrous. They also have a big handle and it makes a lot of noise when you yank on it.
Look at the slot card opening! Duh!
For a female- If it is an older machine the buttons will stick and it will be contrary and uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]
I think they are ambidextrous. They also have a big handle and it makes a lot of noise when you yank on it.
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Now that we've gotten serious on this topic I want to hear the reasons why a VP machine is male or female (we've heard a few views already).
"Either-or", SM. When those jackpots are coming out it's a prince, during a dry spell it's a b***h. To be absolutely sure, bring it home for a while and see if it leaves the seat up or down.
Ted's clarified his domestic situation, but that makes the overall issue more complicated. Adding the machine to the mix means that Ted's um, er, you know...or his sweetie's ah, ahem...or they're both ah...ah...
Ted, I think it might just be better if you give up VP. Maybe you should switch to table games.
"Either-or", SM. When those jackpots are coming out it's a prince, during a dry spell it's a b***h. To be absolutely sure, bring it home for a while and see if it leaves the seat up or down.
Ted's clarified his domestic situation, but that makes the overall issue more complicated. Adding the machine to the mix means that Ted's um, er, you know...or his sweetie's ah, ahem...or they're both ah...ah...
Ted, I think it might just be better if you give up VP. Maybe you should switch to table games.
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Be cautious Ted! CD, haven't you noticed table games have a slot also with a plexiglass handle? Your cash gets pushed into that slot! HMMMMM?
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Be cautious Ted! CD, haven't you noticed table games have a slot also with a plexiglass handle? Your cash gets pushed into that slot! HMMMMM?
I didn't think of that....
Ted can invite me over some evening and I'll take some pics and then we can get let everyone decide. $49.95 for any site member; $29.95 for Gold Club members. Must be at least 21 years of age to participate.
I didn't think of that....
Ted can invite me over some evening and I'll take some pics and then we can get let everyone decide. $49.95 for any site member; $29.95 for Gold Club members. Must be at least 21 years of age to participate.