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Which Machine is Best
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oej719
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Re: Which Machine is Best
Where does passing gas come in?
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cddenver
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I take my pendulum and hang it over the machine. If I get a "yes" answer I play it. Often the machines in that row clear and I have my pick.
The ol' Ouija board and Magic 8-ball have worked for me.
If all machines in a bank are taken, try vomiting copiously in the area. Guaranteed to free up some places.
The ol' Ouija board and Magic 8-ball have worked for me.
If all machines in a bank are taken, try vomiting copiously in the area. Guaranteed to free up some places.
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Eduardo
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That is gross.
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cddenver
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That is gross.
I wrote once before that a slightly inebriated woman sitting next to me used my leg for the purpose once, as she turned to me to say something. I won't say it was a lady, as a lady would have made it to the restroom. It most certainly cleared out that bank - wasn't even full-scale stuff, just some spit-up. Gee, this IS getting kind of gross.
I certainly would only recommend it as a last desperate measure.
I wrote once before that a slightly inebriated woman sitting next to me used my leg for the purpose once, as she turned to me to say something. I won't say it was a lady, as a lady would have made it to the restroom. It most certainly cleared out that bank - wasn't even full-scale stuff, just some spit-up. Gee, this IS getting kind of gross.
I certainly would only recommend it as a last desperate measure.
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vidopoker
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how about screaming "fire?"
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shadowman
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how about screaming "fire?"
It would probably work but it wouldn't help you much when they were hauling your a** off to jail.
It would probably work but it wouldn't help you much when they were hauling your a** off to jail.
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Eduardo
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Sorry, but there are at least 3 things on my list to try before yelling fire or throwing up. Two of them involve togas and only one involves wearing underwear.
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faygo
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AHHHHHHH! Hide the woman and children. The visual is way to overpowering.
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EDC1977
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Faygo, I was sharing with Marie, ironically, less than a week after you graciously refused her generosity, you got some snow of your own. Don't mess with Mother Nature or Marie Meijers for that matter.
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faygo
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Faygo, I was sharing with Marie, ironically, less than a week after you graciously refused her generosity, you got some snow of your own. Don't mess with Mother Nature or Marie Meijers for that matter.
Thanks EDC, now I know who to blame for this silliness outside my window. Good grief, 3 inches of snow and it has absolutely paralyzed the folks here. All kinds of closings from Schools to Govt. offices(not much to miss there) and warnings that the bridges are icy(you think). Just cracks me up as it took over a foot of snow in Mi. to drop the Expressway speeds from 75 MPH to 65 MPH.
Thanks EDC, now I know who to blame for this silliness outside my window. Good grief, 3 inches of snow and it has absolutely paralyzed the folks here. All kinds of closings from Schools to Govt. offices(not much to miss there) and warnings that the bridges are icy(you think). Just cracks me up as it took over a foot of snow in Mi. to drop the Expressway speeds from 75 MPH to 65 MPH.
