Bizarro World 2024!

[FAA]

Give it up, Olds. Ted is sui generis. We’re more sui degenerates.

[olds442jetaway]

FAA are you by chance an English professor or Latin teacher? That’s not the first time I had to look up something you posted. Ted has pretty good discipline which most of us lack. That’s for sure.

[TripleTriple]

FAA is ""the most interesting man in the world".
Stay thirsty my friends...

[OTABILL]

Glad you two had a successful trip.

[olds442jetaway]

Thanks Bill. TT….. The most interesting man in the world is in a mess regarding commissions going unpaid to his agent. .
I may tempt faith tomorrow if the ice storm stays just to our north. 344,000 Royalless hands and counting. If that sounds impossible from my recent outing, here’s the math which is pretty close to the actual number…….my usual play is 600 hands per hour on a single line game. I was playing both regular spin poker and Triple spin poker anywhere from 3 lines to 27 lines per deal. The average is about 9 lines. So 9x 600 = 5,400 hands an hour. I played 8 hours which adds about 43,000 hands to my previous 301,000 Royalless total……for a new total of 344,000 hands. If I reach the 600,000 hand number again I will have to wonder if I’m the only Vp player in the world to have that record 3 times. I may go back to single line play if I go tomorrow. I haven’t decided yet.

[olds442jetaway]

My last Royal was 10/23.

[OTABILL]

My last Royal was 10/23.

Hopefully, you will get one soon and break this awful streak.

[olds442jetaway]

Thanks Bill. If I didn’t actually experience it, I wouldn’t even believe it myself. I don’t even blame forum members here if they don’t believe it as well. For some reason, even multiple hand play just adds up the Royalless total that much quicker. I have also gone about 10 million hands without a dealt Royal, more than 14 times the average.

[onemoretry]

My last Royal was 10/23.

I hope not.

[FAA]

Each report makes me less inclined to venture to Mohegan. Fair warning: they expect you to relax in the “Wolf Den.” You with your Indian blood should know better. That’s like Caesars having a concert hall called Backstabbers. I recommend single line play. Simple, uncluttered elegance. Low stress and economical.