Hardly free comrade...
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If FAA, were in fact a comrade, he would be giving the winnings of his upcoming hand pay to the Party, toward the collective good. Much like The Borg.
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This dude plays 8/5 BP with max bets on the trainer, but switches to 7/5 BP with short bets at the AC casinos. He also avoids 9/6 Jacks or Better and 8/5 BP.
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Damn it, you have a point. I became infatuated with the Harrah's ambiance and accepted the poor tables. After one massive Harrah's trip disaster, I will be keeping my sorry self on the boardwalk and playing the 8/5 Resorts machines. Half of their high limit room bank is 7/5, so if the mainstays are cold I may switch. But I plan to concentrate on full pay tables, not half baked side trip excursions. We can't beat the house on full pays. No sense forfeiting another 1.1% RTP. Once you start gambling, you lose all sense of time and place and it's all a blur anyway.
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Damn it, you have a point. I became infatuated with the Harrah's ambiance and accepted the poor tables. After one massive Harrah's trip disaster, I will be keeping my sorry self on the boardwalk and playing the 8/5 Resorts machines. Half of their high limit room bank is 7/5, so if the mainstays are cold I may switch. But I plan to concentrate on full pay tables, not half baked side trip excursions. We can't beat the house on full pays. No sense forfeiting another 1.1% RTP. Once you start gambling, you lose all sense of time and place and it's all a blur anyway.
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If FAA, were in fact a comrade, he would be giving the winnings of his upcoming hand pay to the Party, toward the collective good. Much like The Borg.
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I had to Goog the reference, as I am not a Trekkie. You are far too optimistic in assuming an "upcoming hand pay." Upcoming pain, unfortunately, is much likelier.
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I had to Goog the reference, as I am not a Trekkie. You are far too optimistic in assuming an "upcoming hand pay." Upcoming pain, unfortunately, is much likelier.
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A person must have a positive outlook but you have more like a semi-positive outlook at best. I dare ask glass half empty or half full? I may already know the answer.FAA wrote: ↑Wed Mar 12, 2025 7:38 pmIf FAA, were in fact a comrade, he would be giving the winnings of his upcoming hand pay to the Party, toward the collective good. Much like The Borg.
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You are far too optimistic in assuming an "upcoming hand pay." Upcoming pain, unfortunately, is much likelier.
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Either way, half empty or half full, there is clearly room for more wine. 

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The glass is cracked and its contents are poisoned.
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It's full. 50% liquid, 50% air
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Positive thoughts during practice...
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Free money if money was actually involved. Silver platter room service. Even better than the prior hit since it’s a ten play.