I feel a dealt Royal coming

[Eduardo]

Thanks hophoofer! Actually, I can do the same thing about taking a leak. I can't explain it. It is just something I can do. I will start getting this feeling, sort of an awareness, you know. And then, bingo, sometime within the next few hours, sure enough, there I go, taking a leak in the bathroom! It's uncanny, I know, but again, I feel so blessed that the Lord bestowed this talent upon me!!

That's a good analogy actually.

Long-term, everyone is going to take a leak just a little less than they put in.

In any hour, there might only be a 10% chance of taking a leak. But it's going to happen eventually.

You can be a recreational leaker or a pro, or a martingale leaker where you drink twice as much every hour until it happens.

You can hold it, you can try to force it...

...but eventually the math works out. Ahhhhhhhh.

[olds442jetaway]

I don’t know how many people picked up on rascal goofing on hoppy. I DID

[Tedlark]

I don’t know how many people picked up on rascal goofing on hoppy. I DID

I, for one, am above bathroom humor. I save my humor for these forums, and when I do post: it is such a relief.....

[pokerpokerpoker]

Gee, 7 million hands? That would be like playing 290 days straight at a blazing 1000 HPH. No sleeping, eating, using the can ect.

But your OP got me to thinking - I've never had a dealt royal, except on Dream Card. I must be due. So, today I sat down at a Royal Deal machine - where a dealt royal pays $10k. Same BDLX paytable as non RD with no extra coins.

I didn't get a dealt royal, but did get 3 $400 quads in 300 hands. Wanting to preserve a nice win while playing a little more, I switched to Bonus RD and got 3 more quads (all for $125) in 251 hands. Shoulda stuck to BDLX.

My previous session was completely quadless.

[tech58]

hee-hee-heelarious!

[billryan]

Every losing hand puts you closer to a winning one. Strive on.

[Player422738]

Every losing hand puts you closer to a winning one. Strive on.

Yes. That's the only logic they can understand.

[tech58]

Looking for a friend hoofer? The bridge troll needs one too.

[olds442jetaway]

Really not that hard to go through 7 million hands. I usually play 4 sessions a week for a total of about 30,000 hands. So that’s 1.5 million hands a year. In less than 5 years of play you have played 7 million hands.

[onemoretry]

Wow! My fingers are sore and my eyes are watering just thinking about consistently playing that much.