Move machine after hitting 4 of a kind or higher?

[Eduardo]

We need a new topic... if you could date one kind of video poker machine, what would it be?

[oej719]

I'll go first.
Since they all look alike ,looks is not number 1.
I'd go for one with nice smooth sensitive buttons that respond to my thick but clumsy digits.
She would make a sexy purring tiger sound between hands.
Nice soft bottom and a place for my elbows when I am leaning on her working her at a fast pace.
The slot card should slip in with just enough resistance, but not to much slop or free space. It can be a pain when you have to take it out cause you get that reinsert message 3 or 4 times.
And I say finally she must not smell of urine or beer or vomit. I just expect too much I reckon.

[cddenver]

I think it's definitely time to switch to another subject.  We haven't had a thread going for a while on lucky unders, how about that?   Nice and tasteful.

[oej719]

You think I went over the top on that CD? I did clean it up a bit.

[EDC1977]

You think I went over the top on that CD? I did clean it up a bit. True mojo thief that you are, the difference between dirty talk and suggestive talk is solely misinterpretation. One might say something suggestive and the other person would get it bent bassackwards because they misunderstood what was suggested or thought dirty thoughts from a smarmy comment!

[oej719]

Ed so you liked my post? Don't beat around the bush.
The mojo was there so I took it. It did not belong to no one.

[rfonlymama]

I can tell you who I wouldn't date....Joker Poker...just not good looking enough....call me fickle!  Deuces Wild could be fun for a one night stand but I think a long term relationship would have to be steady and boring JOB!

[Lizzy15]

I wouldn't want a Quick Quad.......................

[oej719]

I wouldn't want a Quick Quad.......................

Sometimes that is all a guy needs to hold him over.

[BOOPSAHOY]

Well I DONT want One Eyed Jacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!