Pay Tables

[Rayser]

I think that's called "checkmate" in the chess world.

[doris13]

wonder why so many vp players disike burglar.

[jkfolmar]

Maybe because this is a video poker forum and all he talks about is losing, losing, losing. And it is always a conspiracy and somebody else's fault but never his.

[pokerforme]

[DaBurglar]

wow, I missed this thread until now.....I have been "checkmated"???   funny, I am a chessplayer (USA rating of 1784 before I stopped playing competitively in 1998), but did not realize that this is what we are doing here......Doris said "most players dislike me"......ok, now that's VERY useful info, so I need not feel guilty or obliged anymore to be my usual polite, funny self when people approach me in the casinos to strike up a convo or have a drink.....heck, one of those players might even be some of you burglar-haters....Tedlark once again shows his true colors and hypocrisy with his box of rocks comment and analogy......which is fine, because 75% of his posts on this forum are actually "rocks" he tosses in my direction, which means he must have a really BIG box of rocks.   Still does not change the fact that I am smarter than he is, as well as being at least as smart as Bob Danger.   But the context  and point of my original post where I said this gets lost in Tedlark's vapid ill-will, as usual......rename this entire thread "All those people in here who hate Daburglar say "HEY!""   Truth be told, its fun to be hated, and to be blamed and perceived as representing "everything that's wrong" with this forum, or Video Poker in General....or even AC!!    Still does not change the fact that Chris Christie will NEVER EVER be president of the USA simply because he took a bad situation in AC....and made it so much WORSE!   But it is NOT true to say that all I do is rant about AC and "losing losing losing"....if any of you "people" can actually read & comprehend properly (and that is truly a BIG IF) ..... then you know I have made many well written, well reasoned, and open-ended posts about a wide swath of issues and topics.One thing I do not do, however, is throw malicious, hurtful, meanspirited "ROCKS" like accusing a poster of being a liar, and then run and hide LIKE A COWARD when that accused poster fires back a truly comprehensive "check mate" demanding that the coward either relate the alleged lies or apologize...this after that COWARD  "COURAGEOUSLY" threatens his erstwhile target with statements like "if you were here I'd smack you in the mouth because where I live, that is what we do....!"      Very brave indeed to threaten someone (whether it is Hulk Hogan or a cripple like me) over the internet.....very brave indeed.

[BillyJoe]

I am a chessplayer (USA rating of 1784 before I stopped playing competitively in 1998. 

That would have made you a Class B Category 2 on the ELO scale, three steps above Novice. I am sure that you could beat me, however.

Still does not change the fact that I am smarter than he is, as well as being at least as smart as Bob Danger.

Remember the 3R's - Respect yourself, Respect others and take Responsibility for your actions.

rename this entire thread "All those people in here who hate Daburglar say "HEY!"" 

I do not hate you DB.
Can I keep posting ?

[Tedlark]

   HEY!!! DaBurglar not to chuck any more rocks your way but Doris said: "wonder why so many vp players disike burglar." She did not say: "most players dislike me."   For being such a smart guy, a legend in your own mind, you really do Harvard a dis-service but then again; Custer graduated bottom of his class too and look how he ended up. No offense edog...

[pokerforme]

I don't hate DaBurgular....just sometimes he needs to let things go. Bring something fresh, mix it up. I have no doubt he is smarter than me, I kinda think I have more common sense.

[Tedlark]

  Take kinda right out of your last sentence PF.

[doris13]

was waiting for him to play the crippled card.