Dreamcard is NOT a SMART GAME to play

[DaBurglar]

  Vman if I wasn't so tired last night I  would have possibly met up with you. As for the hit on the machine next to you; if made by me it would have garnered me a nice 1K payoff. Maybe 2K if I were playing dimes.   On a side note, I did get two voicemails and one email from my new "Senior Executive Host" at Horseshoe Cincinnati. I am not surprised....if you are willing to play such crappy paytables, the host probably says "I gotta get this fish back in here!   I gotta make my bonus this month and at these paytables on a VOLATILE game like dreamcard, I can smellllll the profit..."    Unreal...vman himself points out the crappiness in the paytables and here you are, in another thread, insinuating that I MYSELF must be a horrible player because I lose in AC.....once again, HYPOCRISY.

[Tedlark]

  DaBurglar the machine's paytables may be subpar but I do manage to eek out a tidy profit on them.    As for the host, it was in reference to a completely different casino than the one Vman was visiting.    Please feel free to have another nocturnal emission about your video poker skills.   Edited to add: You need to re-read my post about the trip to Cincy and some of the hits that I had.

[DaBurglar]

  DaBurglar the machine's paytables may be subpar but I do manage to eek out a tidy profit on them.    As for the host, it was in reference to a completely different casino than the one Vman was visiting.    Please feel free to have another nocturnal emission about your video poker skills.   Edited to add: You need to re-read my post about the trip to Cincy and some of the hits that I had.
I'll pass....I now am 100% certain you completely made it all up.   But I will acknowledge the mistake about the casino, but I attribute that to you awful, confusing writing style and totally boring narrative.And as we all know, you are the xxxpert on nocturnal emissions.

[Tedlark]

  Oh yes, I have an awful, confusing writing style coupled with a boring narrative.   And we should compare you to Hemingway?

[DaBurglar]

   And we should compare you to Hemingway?hey you said it, not me