Video Poker Distributions are Not Normal

[backsider]

Frank, thanks again, a lot of interesting information even though I (and my trusty program) thoroughly disagree on most points.  I still fail to see why such an intelligeng individual such as yourself, hasnt opted to work in what I call the real world, with real health insurance, 401k matches, and retirement benefits not to mention vacation and sick/personal days, instead of doing something so odd and something that Im not seeing as very productive or salary worthy of your skills and talents. My 4 cents.

[Eduardo]

Is your program running in your garage with lots of wires coming out of it?

[faygo]

OH Yeah! I'll solve that flipover yet.  

[BillyJoe]

I would like to tell Billie Joe that he's my hero.  Besides those beautiful pictures of wins, his post above says it perfectly.  Much better worded than I could have. 
  
One more thing directly at Billy Joe.  Do you like the outfits over at the Rio on those pretty drink ladies?
  
Thank you for the compliment, Might Win. I know that there are a lot of points of view regarding VP, but those of us in the "casual player" group, I believe, are the most prevalent, and I hope that I captured some of their thought process.
 
As far as the Rio is concerned, I don't usually play there, but now, I am intrigued, and I may have to scurry on over there on my next Vegas trip. The right lady in the Paris outfits, though, may be hard to beat. The 'pole girls' at Planet Hollywood are worth the trip, too.  
 
What can I say, I'm just a guy..

[Tedlark]

   billyjoe if I might help with regard to the uniforms worn by the Rio beverage runners, I offer this: see-through lace bodice covering a base of black lingerie consisting of your run of the mill bra and dental floss thong.     My squeeze has asked me if I find those outfits sexy and I usually respond with: "um honey, I really haven't noticed them."