Bizarro World 2023

[Come Back Kid]

Nice hits Olds and Mrs. Olds!!!

[Tedlark]

Did you hear about the huge MS jackpot winner last month? $223,559 on Spanish 21. Ole! Que rico!

Did you hear about the video poker player in Las Vegas last weekend, playing $100.00 demon TDB who hit for $400,000.00 (AWAK), 10 minutes later hit for $200,000.00 (2/3/4 w kicker), and finished on Sunday night by hitting for $400,000.00 (AWAK) again? Or the video poker player in Las Vegas the other day who hit for $36,000.00 at GVR while playing $1.00 denom spin poker (dealt AWAK).

[olds442jetaway]

Can’t say as I did! . However, true story….. a dozen or more years ago a lady was playing a 2 seater penny progressive machine and hit for 2.6 M as I was walking by. Have posted about that one before. O and Ted…did you hear about the full house I hit the other day after playing only about 20 minutes!!! . To answer FAA though, no I didn’t hear that one. Guess if we can’t laugh about stuff anymore, all is lost. By the way Ted, my internal clock says we are all due for a Royal again. Trouble is, my clock is only right twice a day! Best of health and luck to all….Olds…

[olds442jetaway]

Heading back up tonight after dinner for a solo trip. May be a bit premature, but I have 5 straight small win trips without Royals on my latest and very Mild Martingale Clone fun method. I hesitate to say winning method as I am playing this on games with a 97-98 percent pay table. Here is the short version…..Stay at your current bet level until you decide to cash out or have lost 10 times your current bet level. At that point, up your bet one unit. Stay there or cash out if desired until you have lost ten times that current bet level. Then up your bets another unit. You must also back down your bets when you have a profit at current bet level. I play this on Triple spin poker quarters. I go up and down on the lines and number of games played, not on the amount bet per line. So far so good. 5 trips at plus’s 100-300 and that is without Royals. I haven’t tried it on the high variance DDB ( 41 ) yet. I would like too, but want to play if on Joker Kings at least 5 mor times first. ( variance 33 ).

[olds442jetaway]

Will see what happens tonight. Within a ten percent error rate, about 240,000 hands played since 5/30. That was my last Royal and that was on nickels. Since then, I have been averaging 5 lines per bet mostly on spin or triple spin poker. However, the lines vary from one line per bet to as much as 27 lines per bet. The average is about 5 lines, about 600 bets per hour, and sessions from 6-14 hours. Most are about 8 hours. Anyway, without the Royals, my wins have been small, but for me, any casino trip even or better is a win and hopefully fun as well. I Don’t know how she does it, but the Mrs. Continues to beat up the 8/5 or even 7/5 DDB ultimate X machines playing 3 lines at a time. She is taking the night off to finish putting in the last of garden plants. I leave that to her. I just do the bill work with the grub ax, hoe, and rake. At least that is all done a while ago. The Mrs does say that she does not win without multipliers on the better hands. So far she has been able to catch them regularly. Luck of the Irish I think. Unless I change my mind later, I will be playing Joker kings 98.44 return. I like it because of the 940 for bet one on the quarter spin game Royal. The nickel game is 800 for bet one and a worse paytable to boot besides that.

[olds442jetaway]

Back from a successful solo overnight at Bizarro. I did play pretty much as described above with the Clone, but this machine did not have the Triple Spin Poker option. I was fortunate to again catch Quad Deuces several times including one with an Ace. Gave back about 200 when the machine cooled down. Still a very good trip, about plus 400. Another surprise though. I played about 10 hours and with the bets per line variation, at least 25,000 hands were played. That brings my approximate Royalless total up to about 265,000 hands. Nay go again late tomorrow evening. Already have a reservation. Have to catch up on sleep and errands first. With that many hands played, I was actually under quad deuced too. Luckily the Clone was the winning factor as they hit with pretty good bets in. Pics attached. This bonus deuces paytable at 20/10 had less than a 98 percent return. It does pay 800 for bet one though for the Royal.

[doris13]

wtg olds,congrats

[olds442jetaway]

As always thanks all! Doris, if I find a pic of my 66 Caddy, I will post it. It was the best car I ever owned. Fast and like floating on a cloud. This isn’t it but identical. Color and all.

[OTABILL]

Keep those good trips going Olds. The rf will eventually show up.

[Tedlark]

My 69 Cadillac Sedan DeVille was the same color olds, mine had a white vinyl top also.