Let the funny jokes continue

[luigi1]

 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.


  What do you call a fish with no eyes?  A fsh.



 Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  The one turns to the other and  says, "Dam!"



 Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

 

 

[luigi1]

 And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.   No pun in ten did.

[BOOPSAHOY]

Very good Luigi1! I chuckled at quite a few of them!

[estes1]

i had another dream i opened a new sports bar and i use older waitresses.i call it saggers

[estes1]

my wife hates that joke.

[luigi1]

I can see why Estes1

[estes1]

my wifes joke    why are blonde jokes so simple.  so men can tell them also.

[luigi1]

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri."

"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri doc."

[marie meijer]

keep that funny stuff coming Luigi1, et al, you send it and we'll read it!

[luigi1]

Oh Marie, do not encourage me as I am a card and ought to be dealt with.