What you look like

[dinghy]

SMOKERS.

What you think you look like:



What you look like:

[dinghy]

ME WHEN I EXPERIMENT WITH GRECIAN FORMULA.

What I think I look like:



What I look like:

[billryan]

You can ask dougie J what I look like. We've never met but he claims to see me in casinos I've never been in, long after I left Las Vegas. Then again, I'm pretty sure everything in his world is big and scary so perhaps he isn't the one to ask.

[dinghy]

You can ask dougie J what I look like.

I dedicate this to Doug.

WINNING A $2302 JACKPOT.

What you look like:



WINNING A $2303 JACKPOT.

What you look like:

[billryan]

Twenty years or so ago, I'm playing blackjack at the El Cortez and there are two attractive young ladies at the table. They might have been working girls, or strippers but they were hot and they knew it. The one tells me I look like Sean Connery and I'm thrilled. The other one says I look more like Dom DeLuise and I'm not so thrilled. Surprisingly, I've been told I look like both on different occasions. Just not within 30 seconds of each other.

[olds442jetaway]

In my 30’s, I was asked for My autograph at least a dozen times. People thought I was Neil diamond.

[Tedlark]

Twenty years or so ago, I'm playing blackjack at the El Cortez and there are two attractive young ladies at the table. They might have been working girls, or strippers but they were hot and they knew it. The one tells me I look like Sean Connery and I'm thrilled. The other one says I look more like Dom DeLuise and I'm not so thrilled. Surprisingly, I've been told I look like both on different occasions. Just not within 30 seconds of each other.

Did it take you another twenty years to figure out that they were both yanking your chain?

[DougJ]

March 16th . . the day "you can't fix stupid" was created.

[olds442jetaway]

About 1979.....

[dinghy]

Cracklin' Rose, you're a store bought woman
But you make me sing like a guitar hummin'